South ParkS9 E5Eggs & Beer
Randy wakes up early to begin training. He starts with breakfast three eggs and a beer.
South ParkS9 E5Baseball All Summer?
The Boys worry about having to play baseball all summer. Randy is thrilled about getting into a game fight.
South ParkS9 E5Bat Dad
Randy meets Bat Dad, the ultimate Little League trash-talking father.
South ParkS9 E5Kyle Schwartz
The boys show up at the airport to pick up their new teammate, Cousin Kyle.
South ParkS9 E5Not Gonna Go
Randy isn't going to Stan's baseball game because he's scared of getting into a fight.
South ParkS9 E6Cartman Haunts Butters
Cartman forces Butters to help him get closure on his recent death so he can go on to heaven.
South ParkS9 E6Make it Right(Montage)
With Butters' help, Cartman attempts to atone for all the terrible things he's done in order to attain eternal bliss.
South ParkS9 E6Red Cross Hold Up
Cartman and Butters free hostages being held by convicted murderers at the Red Cross so Cartman can carry out God's divine purpose.
South ParkS9 E6Fried Chicken
Stan's mom brings home Kentucky Fried Chicken. While everybody else helps to bring the groceries inside, Cartman eats all the skin off the chicken.
South ParkS9 E6I Can't Be Dead!
Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to ignore Cartman. Cartman doesn't know and decides their silence must mean he's dead.
South ParkS9 E6A New Toilet
Cartman hears his mom having sex with the plumber and mistakes it for her crying over his death.
South ParkS9 E6Everybody Ignores Cartman
All the fourth graders decide to ignore Cartman, furthering his suspicions that he's dead.
South ParkS9 E6Butters Sees a Ghost
Butters, not knowing everyone is ignoring Cartman, says hello to him, prompting Cartman to believe that Butters is the only one who can see him.
South ParkS9 E6Super-AIDS
Butters tells his parents he sees a ghost. His dad tells him that there are more important things to be scared of, like super-AIDS.
South ParkS9 E6Cartman's Last Words to Mom
Cartman has Butters tell Mrs. Cartman that he loves her and is sorry for not being a better son. They all cry together.
South ParkS9 E6Cartman's Last Words to Kyle
Cartman has Butters apologize to Kyle for him. Kyle is still angry at Cartman and refuses to forgive him for always being such a jerk.
South ParkS9 E6Cartman Must Atone for His Sins
Cartman says his last apology to Butters before leaving Earth, but he can't get to heaven.
South ParkS9 E6Butters' Mental Problems
Butters' parents take him to the mental center to do tests, including an anal probe.
South ParkS9 E6Cartman Breaks out Butters
Butters is told that the ghost is in his head. Cartman shows up to break him out of the mental center.
South ParkS9 E6Psychic Boy and Ghost Pal
Cartman believes that a hold-up in South Park is the perfect way for him to carry out God's divine purpose.