Cartman Must Atone for His Sins
Season 9 E 6 • 04/13/2005
Cartman doesn't know how to get to heaven.
Make it Right(Montage)South ParkS9 E6
With Butters' help, Cartman attempts to atone for all the terrible things he's done in order to attain eternal bliss.
Red Cross Hold UpSouth ParkS9 E6
Cartman and Butters free hostages being held by convicted murderers at the Red Cross so Cartman can carry out God's divine purpose.
Fried ChickenSouth ParkS9 E6
Stan's mom brings home Kentucky Fried Chicken. While everybody else helps to bring the groceries inside, Cartman eats all the skin off the chicken.
I Can't Be Dead!South ParkS9 E6
Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to ignore Cartman. Cartman doesn't know and decides their silence must mean he's dead.
A New ToiletSouth ParkS9 E6
Cartman hears his mom having sex with the plumber and mistakes it for her crying over his death.
Everybody Ignores CartmanSouth ParkS9 E6
All the fourth graders decide to ignore Cartman, furthering his suspicions that he's dead.
Butters Sees a GhostSouth ParkS9 E6
Butters, not knowing everyone is ignoring Cartman, says hello to him, prompting Cartman to believe that Butters is the only one who can see him.
Super-AIDSSouth ParkS9 E6
Butters tells his parents he sees a ghost. His dad tells him that there are more important things to be scared of, like super-AIDS.
Cartman's Last Words to MomSouth ParkS9 E6
Cartman has Butters tell Mrs. Cartman that he loves her and is sorry for not being a better son. They all cry together.
Cartman's Last Words to KyleSouth ParkS9 E6
Cartman has Butters apologize to Kyle for him. Kyle is still angry at Cartman and refuses to forgive him for always being such a jerk.
Cartman Must Atone for His SinsSouth ParkS9 E6
Cartman says his last apology to Butters before leaving Earth, but he can't get to heaven.
Butters' Mental ProblemsSouth ParkS9 E6
Butters' parents take him to the mental center to do tests, including an anal probe.
Cartman Breaks out ButtersSouth ParkS9 E6
Butters is told that the ghost is in his head. Cartman shows up to break him out of the mental center.
Psychic Boy and Ghost PalSouth ParkS9 E6
Cartman believes that a hold-up in South Park is the perfect way for him to carry out God's divine purpose.
Cartman's Really ChangedSouth ParkS9 E6
The boys stop ignoring Cartman when they decide he's changed. Cartman takes his anger out on Butters for believing he was a ghost.
Anonymous Question BoxSouth ParkS9 E7
The kids aren't taking Mr. Mackey's anonymous question box very seriously, and he is gay.
Hot PursuitSouth ParkS9 E7
Jimmy chases down Nut Gobbler and Q Money in a taxi, hoping to get what he paid for.
Ho-TelSouth ParkS9 E7
Jimmy defeats Q Money with his weapon of comedy, and carries Nut Gobbler off to get laid just in time for the talent show.
Bathroom RetreatSouth ParkS9 E7
Jimmy gets an erection while talking about performing in the upcoming talent show, and retreats to the bathroom.
Doctor PalSouth ParkS9 E7
Jimmy's parents find out about his "hard" times at school, and call in Dr. Pal to discuss erections.