South ParkS9 E6Red Cross Hold Up
Cartman and Butters free hostages being held by convicted murderers at the Red Cross so Cartman can carry out God's divine purpose.
South ParkS9 E6Fried Chicken
Stan's mom brings home Kentucky Fried Chicken. While everybody else helps to bring the groceries inside, Cartman eats all the skin off the chicken.
South ParkS9 E6I Can't Be Dead!
Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to ignore Cartman. Cartman doesn't know and decides their silence must mean he's dead.
South ParkS9 E6A New Toilet
Cartman hears his mom having sex with the plumber and mistakes it for her crying over his death.
South ParkS9 E6Everybody Ignores Cartman
All the fourth graders decide to ignore Cartman, furthering his suspicions that he's dead.
South ParkS9 E6Butters Sees a Ghost
Butters, not knowing everyone is ignoring Cartman, says hello to him, prompting Cartman to believe that Butters is the only one who can see him.
South ParkS9 E6Super-AIDS
Butters tells his parents he sees a ghost. His dad tells him that there are more important things to be scared of, like super-AIDS.
South ParkS9 E6Cartman's Last Words to Mom
Cartman has Butters tell Mrs. Cartman that he loves her and is sorry for not being a better son. They all cry together.
South ParkS9 E6Cartman's Last Words to Kyle
Cartman has Butters apologize to Kyle for him. Kyle is still angry at Cartman and refuses to forgive him for always being such a jerk.
South ParkS9 E6Cartman Must Atone for His Sins
Cartman says his last apology to Butters before leaving Earth, but he can't get to heaven.
South ParkS9 E6Butters' Mental Problems
Butters' parents take him to the mental center to do tests, including an anal probe.
South ParkS9 E6Cartman Breaks out Butters
Butters is told that the ghost is in his head. Cartman shows up to break him out of the mental center.
South ParkS9 E6Psychic Boy and Ghost Pal
Cartman believes that a hold-up in South Park is the perfect way for him to carry out God's divine purpose.
South ParkS9 E6Cartman's Really Changed
The boys stop ignoring Cartman when they decide he's changed. Cartman takes his anger out on Butters for believing he was a ghost.
South ParkS9 E7Anonymous Question Box
The kids aren't taking Mr. Mackey's anonymous question box very seriously, and he is gay.
South ParkS9 E7Hot Pursuit
Jimmy chases down Nut Gobbler and Q Money in a taxi, hoping to get what he paid for.
South ParkS9 E7Ho-Tel
Jimmy defeats Q Money with his weapon of comedy, and carries Nut Gobbler off to get laid just in time for the talent show.
South ParkS9 E7Bathroom Retreat
Jimmy gets an erection while talking about performing in the upcoming talent show, and retreats to the bathroom.
South ParkS9 E7Doctor Pal
Jimmy's parents find out about his "hard" times at school, and call in Dr. Pal to discuss erections.
South ParkS9 E7Jimmy's Nightmare
Jimmy has a nightmare about getting a monsterous erection during his stand-up routine at the talent show.