South ParkS9 E5Fort Collins Can't Play (Music Montage)
The boys can't seem to lose a game. Randy can't seem to stay out of a fight.
South ParkS9 E5Great At Sucking
The boys learn that it isn't enough just to suck at baseball, they've got to get really good at sucking at baseball.
South ParkS9 E5Bat Daded
Randy finally gets the chance to fight Bat Dad and gets the boys disqualified from the season championships.
South ParkS9 E5No More Baseball!
The boys are celebrating not having to play baseball for another year when they find out they've made the finals. Stan's dad gets arrested for fighting.
South ParkS9 E5Whistling Willy's
The boys discuss their best bet is to throw the next game without there parents knowing.
South ParkS9 E5Division 2 Dads
The dads celebrate their sons' victory while Randy decides to get into great shape so he can fight the other teams' dads.
South ParkS9 E5Eggs & Beer
Randy wakes up early to begin training. He starts with breakfast three eggs and a beer.
South ParkS9 E5Baseball All Summer?
The Boys worry about having to play baseball all summer. Randy is thrilled about getting into a game fight.
South ParkS9 E5Bat Dad
Randy meets Bat Dad, the ultimate Little League trash-talking father.
South ParkS9 E5Kyle Schwartz
The boys show up at the airport to pick up their new teammate, Cousin Kyle.
South ParkS9 E5Not Gonna Go
Randy isn't going to Stan's baseball game because he's scared of getting into a fight.
South ParkS9 E6Cartman Haunts Butters
Cartman forces Butters to help him get closure on his recent death so he can go on to heaven.
South ParkS9 E6Make it Right(Montage)
With Butters' help, Cartman attempts to atone for all the terrible things he's done in order to attain eternal bliss.
South ParkS9 E6Red Cross Hold Up
Cartman and Butters free hostages being held by convicted murderers at the Red Cross so Cartman can carry out God's divine purpose.
South ParkS9 E6Fried Chicken
Stan's mom brings home Kentucky Fried Chicken. While everybody else helps to bring the groceries inside, Cartman eats all the skin off the chicken.
South ParkS9 E6I Can't Be Dead!
Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to ignore Cartman. Cartman doesn't know and decides their silence must mean he's dead.
South ParkS9 E6A New Toilet
Cartman hears his mom having sex with the plumber and mistakes it for her crying over his death.
South ParkS9 E6Everybody Ignores Cartman
All the fourth graders decide to ignore Cartman, furthering his suspicions that he's dead.
South ParkS9 E6Butters Sees a Ghost
Butters, not knowing everyone is ignoring Cartman, says hello to him, prompting Cartman to believe that Butters is the only one who can see him.
South ParkS9 E6Super-AIDS
Butters tells his parents he sees a ghost. His dad tells him that there are more important things to be scared of, like super-AIDS.