Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8 E 8 • 10/27/2004
The top two candidates for the new school mascot are announced.
Unemployed Men Having Sex With Each OtherSouth ParkS8 E7
Stan proposes that instead of trying to turn everyone gay to destroy the future of mankind, maybe everyone can just try to build a better future.
A Gooback LandsSouth ParkS8 E7
A strange being arrives in a flash of light and emerges from a sphere. He attempts to cross the highway and is run over by a car.
A Good Job at Wendy'sSouth ParkS8 E7
More and more people from the future are arriving in the 21st century to get jobs that will make them more well off in their present year.
Twenty Five CentsSouth ParkS8 E7
The boys can't get jobs shoveling snow because the immigrants from the future are taking them all for a cheaper rate.
Stan's a TimecistSouth ParkS8 E7
The Marshes hire a time-person as their maid for dirt cheap. Stan is fed up with those "goobacks" taking people's jobs in the present.
The O'Reilly FactorSouth ParkS8 E7
Darryl, a white trash conservative, butts heads with a hippie liberal on "The O'Reilly Factor" about the fairness of employing people from the future in the present.
The Sad Girl Puts Balls In Her MouthSouth ParkS8 E7
The school board has mandated that class be taught in both present day English and Futurespeak, which upsets Stan.
Stop the FutureSouth ParkS8 E7
With no help from the government, Union workers plan to devise a way to stop the future from happening in order to save their jobs from the Goobacks.
Gay For AmericaSouth ParkS8 E7
The present day workers figure if they can get everyone in the present to turn gay, nobody will have any children, and then the future will never happen.
Randy Gets ReplacedSouth ParkS8 E7
While Stan is grounded for using timecist slurs, Randy is replaced by an immigrant from the future.
Giant Douches, Me and You!South ParkS8 E8
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
A Parody Slant to the SatireSouth ParkS8 E8
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
Vote or DieSouth ParkS8 E8
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
Kill MeSouth ParkS8 E8
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
Pep Rally With PETASouth ParkS8 E8
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
Mascot NominationsSouth ParkS8 E8
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
Cartman's Butterscotch CandySouth ParkS8 E8
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
BanishmentSouth ParkS8 E8
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
On a Horse With a Bucket on His HeadSouth ParkS8 E8
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
Debate 2004South ParkS8 E8
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.