South Park
Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8 E 8 • 10/27/2004

Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.

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02:46

South ParkS8 E7
Unemployed Men Having Sex With Each Other

Stan proposes that instead of trying to turn everyone gay to destroy the future of mankind, maybe everyone can just try to build a better future.
04/28/2004
01:03

South ParkS8 E7
A Gooback Lands

A strange being arrives in a flash of light and emerges from a sphere. He attempts to cross the highway and is run over by a car.
04/28/2004
01:19

South ParkS8 E7
A Good Job at Wendy's

More and more people from the future are arriving in the 21st century to get jobs that will make them more well off in their present year.
04/28/2004
00:35

South ParkS8 E7
Twenty Five Cents

The boys can't get jobs shoveling snow because the immigrants from the future are taking them all for a cheaper rate.
04/28/2004
01:18

South ParkS8 E7
Stan's a Timecist

The Marshes hire a time-person as their maid for dirt cheap. Stan is fed up with those "goobacks" taking people's jobs in the present.
04/28/2004
01:21

South ParkS8 E7
The O'Reilly Factor

Darryl, a white trash conservative, butts heads with a hippie liberal on "The O'Reilly Factor" about the fairness of employing people from the future in the present.
04/28/2004
01:13

South ParkS8 E7
The Sad Girl Puts Balls In Her Mouth

The school board has mandated that class be taught in both present day English and Futurespeak, which upsets Stan.
04/28/2004
01:41

South ParkS8 E7
Stop the Future

With no help from the government, Union workers plan to devise a way to stop the future from happening in order to save their jobs from the Goobacks.
04/28/2004
01:33

South ParkS8 E7
Gay For America

The present day workers figure if they can get everyone in the present to turn gay, nobody will have any children, and then the future will never happen.
04/28/2004
01:01

South ParkS8 E7
Randy Gets Replaced

While Stan is grounded for using timecist slurs, Randy is replaced by an immigrant from the future.
04/28/2004
02:01

South ParkS8 E8
Giant Douches, Me and You!

Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
10/27/2004
02:16

South ParkS8 E8
A Parody Slant to the Satire

Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
10/27/2004
02:12

South ParkS8 E8
Vote or Die

When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
10/27/2004
02:51

South ParkS8 E8
Kill Me

PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
10/27/2004
01:09

South ParkS8 E8
Pep Rally With PETA

PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
10/27/2004
01:09

South ParkS8 E8
Mascot Nominations

Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
10/27/2004
01:04

South ParkS8 E8
Cartman's Butterscotch Candy

Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
10/27/2004
01:52

South ParkS8 E8
Banishment

When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
10/27/2004
01:31

South ParkS8 E8
On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head

Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
10/27/2004
01:28

South ParkS8 E8
Debate 2004

A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
10/27/2004
01:38

South ParkS8 E8
Puff Daddy Kills PETA

Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
10/27/2004