South ParkS8 E7Unemployed Men Having Sex With Each Other
Stan proposes that instead of trying to turn everyone gay to destroy the future of mankind, maybe everyone can just try to build a better future.
South ParkS8 E7A Gooback Lands
A strange being arrives in a flash of light and emerges from a sphere. He attempts to cross the highway and is run over by a car.
South ParkS8 E7A Good Job at Wendy's
More and more people from the future are arriving in the 21st century to get jobs that will make them more well off in their present year.
South ParkS8 E7Twenty Five Cents
The boys can't get jobs shoveling snow because the immigrants from the future are taking them all for a cheaper rate.
South ParkS8 E7Stan's a Timecist
The Marshes hire a time-person as their maid for dirt cheap. Stan is fed up with those "goobacks" taking people's jobs in the present.
South ParkS8 E7The O'Reilly Factor
Darryl, a white trash conservative, butts heads with a hippie liberal on "The O'Reilly Factor" about the fairness of employing people from the future in the present.
South ParkS8 E7The Sad Girl Puts Balls In Her Mouth
The school board has mandated that class be taught in both present day English and Futurespeak, which upsets Stan.
South ParkS8 E7Stop the Future
With no help from the government, Union workers plan to devise a way to stop the future from happening in order to save their jobs from the Goobacks.
South ParkS8 E7Gay For America
The present day workers figure if they can get everyone in the present to turn gay, nobody will have any children, and then the future will never happen.
South ParkS8 E7Randy Gets Replaced
While Stan is grounded for using timecist slurs, Randy is replaced by an immigrant from the future.
South ParkS8 E8Giant Douches, Me and You!
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
South ParkS8 E8A Parody Slant to the Satire
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
South ParkS8 E8Vote or Die
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
South ParkS8 E8Kill Me
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
South ParkS8 E8Pep Rally With PETA
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
South ParkS8 E8Mascot Nominations
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
South ParkS8 E8Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
South ParkS8 E8Banishment
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
South ParkS8 E8On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
South ParkS8 E8Debate 2004
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.