South Park
Unemployed Men Having Sex With Each Other
Season 8 E 7 • 04/28/2004

Stan proposes that instead of trying to turn everyone gay to destroy the future of mankind, maybe everyone can just try to build a better future.

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00:49

South ParkS8 E6
Sleepover Discovered

Stan's parents find Mr. Jefferson in bed with the boys. He throws money around and explains his innocence, but Sharon is not convinced.
04/21/2004
01:16

South ParkS8 E6
He's Not Black?!

The police detectives are disgusted with themselves because they think they almost framed a guy who wasn't black.
04/21/2004
01:36

South ParkS8 E6
That's Ignorant

In an attempt to cheer Blanket up after dangling him out a window, Mr. Jefferson's nose falls off, scaring the crap out of his son.
04/21/2004
01:23

South ParkS8 E6
Sergeant Yates at Home

Sergeant Yates tells his wife that he's quitting the force. She makes him realize that he loves his work framing rich black men and he shouldn't give it up.
04/21/2004
00:59

South ParkS8 E6
Change Blankets

Mr. Jefferson calls his doctor to get his plastic surgery fix. Meanwhile, the boys kidnap Blanket and put Kenny in his place.
04/21/2004
01:07

South ParkS8 E6
History of Framing

Sergeant Yates gets in touch with the Santa Barbara police department and discovers Mr. Jefferson is actually a rich black guy.
04/21/2004
02:44

South ParkS8 E6
Good Parenting

After a chase ending at a police standoff, Kyle teaches Mr. Jefferson a lesson about parenting. Mr. Jefferson vows to give his money away, no longer making him a rich black guy, and a target of the police.
04/21/2004
01:17

South ParkS8 E7
Present Day English, Please!

The boys just want to order a cheeseburger and fries but the time-people's present day English is impossible to understand.
04/28/2004
03:11

South ParkS8 E7
Terminator Rules

A man from the year 3045 built a time machine to go to the past, find a job, open a savings account that will collect interest, thereby make him a billionaire in the future.
04/28/2004
02:34

South ParkS8 E7
They Took Our Jobs

While scientists take delight in studying the future people, Americans all over the country are upset that hordes of them are arriving to take their jobs for less pay.
04/28/2004
02:46

South ParkS8 E7
Unemployed Men Having Sex With Each Other

Stan proposes that instead of trying to turn everyone gay to destroy the future of mankind, maybe everyone can just try to build a better future.
04/28/2004
01:03

South ParkS8 E7
A Gooback Lands

A strange being arrives in a flash of light and emerges from a sphere. He attempts to cross the highway and is run over by a car.
04/28/2004
01:19

South ParkS8 E7
A Good Job at Wendy's

More and more people from the future are arriving in the 21st century to get jobs that will make them more well off in their present year.
04/28/2004
00:35

South ParkS8 E7
Twenty Five Cents

The boys can't get jobs shoveling snow because the immigrants from the future are taking them all for a cheaper rate.
04/28/2004
01:18

South ParkS8 E7
Stan's a Timecist

The Marshes hire a time-person as their maid for dirt cheap. Stan is fed up with those "goobacks" taking people's jobs in the present.
04/28/2004
01:21

South ParkS8 E7
The O'Reilly Factor

Darryl, a white trash conservative, butts heads with a hippie liberal on "The O'Reilly Factor" about the fairness of employing people from the future in the present.
04/28/2004
01:13

South ParkS8 E7
The Sad Girl Puts Balls In Her Mouth

The school board has mandated that class be taught in both present day English and Futurespeak, which upsets Stan.
04/28/2004
01:41

South ParkS8 E7
Stop the Future

With no help from the government, Union workers plan to devise a way to stop the future from happening in order to save their jobs from the Goobacks.
04/28/2004
01:33

South ParkS8 E7
Gay For America

The present day workers figure if they can get everyone in the present to turn gay, nobody will have any children, and then the future will never happen.
04/28/2004
01:01

South ParkS8 E7
Randy Gets Replaced

While Stan is grounded for using timecist slurs, Randy is replaced by an immigrant from the future.
04/28/2004
02:01

South ParkS8 E8
Giant Douches, Me and You!

Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
10/27/2004