Giant Douches, Me and You!South ParkS8 E8
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
A Parody Slant to the SatireSouth ParkS8 E8
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
Vote or DieSouth ParkS8 E8
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
Kill MeSouth ParkS8 E8
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
Pep Rally With PETASouth ParkS8 E8
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
Mascot NominationsSouth ParkS8 E8
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
Cartman's Butterscotch CandySouth ParkS8 E8
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
BanishmentSouth ParkS8 E8
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
On a Horse With a Bucket on His HeadSouth ParkS8 E8
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
Debate 2004South ParkS8 E8
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
Puff Daddy Kills PETASouth ParkS8 E8
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)South ParkS8 E8
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
Wall Mart OpensSouth ParkS8 E9
Wall Mart makes its grand opening in South Park and the townspeople can't wait to shop in their new, equal-opportunity, bargain-filled superstore.
Victims of Wall-MartSouth ParkS8 E9
Wall Mart is putting every other shop out of business and Main Street is a ghost town. Stan's Dad falls victim to the lure of low, low prices.
Wall Mart ImplodesSouth ParkS8 E9
Kyle and Stan seek out the heart of Wall Mart, and discover that the true force behind bargain stores is the consumer. They break the mirror and Wall-Mart implodes.
All Are WelcomeSouth ParkS8 E9
The Marsh family is happy with their Wall Mart purchases, but Randy is drawn to further bargains in the middle of the night.
It Can Hear YouSouth ParkS8 E9
The townspeople of South Park order the Wall Mart Manager, Mr. Grey, to close down the store and leave town. They learn that Mr. Grey hates the Wall-Mart too, but can't escape it except through death.
No Self ControlSouth ParkS8 E9
The townspeople can't resist shopping at Wall Mart and resort to burning it down.
Neighborhood FriendSouth ParkS8 E9
A new Wall Mart is immediately constructed in the old one's place and the town can't resist its power. Kyle decides to go to Wall Mart headquarters to put a stop to it.
Agent of Wall MartSouth ParkS8 E9
The Wall Mart tells Cartman to follow Kenny, Kyle and Stan to Bentonville, Arkansas and foil their plan to destroy Wall-Mart.