South ParkS8 E6Change Blankets
Mr. Jefferson calls his doctor to get his plastic surgery fix. Meanwhile, the boys kidnap Blanket and put Kenny in his place.
South ParkS8 E6History of Framing
Sergeant Yates gets in touch with the Santa Barbara police department and discovers Mr. Jefferson is actually a rich black guy.
South ParkS8 E6Good Parenting
After a chase ending at a police standoff, Kyle teaches Mr. Jefferson a lesson about parenting. Mr. Jefferson vows to give his money away, no longer making him a rich black guy, and a target of the police.
South ParkS8 E7Present Day English, Please!
The boys just want to order a cheeseburger and fries but the time-people's present day English is impossible to understand.
South ParkS8 E7Terminator Rules
A man from the year 3045 built a time machine to go to the past, find a job, open a savings account that will collect interest, thereby make him a billionaire in the future.
South ParkS8 E7They Took Our Jobs
While scientists take delight in studying the future people, Americans all over the country are upset that hordes of them are arriving to take their jobs for less pay.
South ParkS8 E7Unemployed Men Having Sex With Each Other
Stan proposes that instead of trying to turn everyone gay to destroy the future of mankind, maybe everyone can just try to build a better future.
South ParkS8 E7A Gooback Lands
A strange being arrives in a flash of light and emerges from a sphere. He attempts to cross the highway and is run over by a car.
South ParkS8 E7A Good Job at Wendy's
More and more people from the future are arriving in the 21st century to get jobs that will make them more well off in their present year.
South ParkS8 E7Twenty Five Cents
The boys can't get jobs shoveling snow because the immigrants from the future are taking them all for a cheaper rate.
South ParkS8 E7Stan's a Timecist
The Marshes hire a time-person as their maid for dirt cheap. Stan is fed up with those "goobacks" taking people's jobs in the present.
South ParkS8 E7The O'Reilly Factor
Darryl, a white trash conservative, butts heads with a hippie liberal on "The O'Reilly Factor" about the fairness of employing people from the future in the present.
South ParkS8 E7The Sad Girl Puts Balls In Her Mouth
The school board has mandated that class be taught in both present day English and Futurespeak, which upsets Stan.
South ParkS8 E7Stop the Future
With no help from the government, Union workers plan to devise a way to stop the future from happening in order to save their jobs from the Goobacks.
South ParkS8 E7Gay For America
The present day workers figure if they can get everyone in the present to turn gay, nobody will have any children, and then the future will never happen.
South ParkS8 E7Randy Gets Replaced
While Stan is grounded for using timecist slurs, Randy is replaced by an immigrant from the future.
South ParkS8 E8Giant Douches, Me and You!
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
South ParkS8 E8A Parody Slant to the Satire
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
South ParkS8 E8Vote or Die
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
South ParkS8 E8Kill Me
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.