Tom, It's Nicole
Season 9 E 12 • 11/16/2005
Nicole Kidman tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet.
The Foley FamilySouth ParkS9 E11
Kyle and Stan visit the Foley family to learn more about gingers, but the nonginger parents seem rather disgusted by their ginger kids.
Kyle's PresentationSouth ParkS9 E11
Kyle's speech doesn't quiet Cartman's bigotry and gingers are now banned from the cafeteria. Kyle comes up with a plan to teach Cartman a lesson.
GingerficationSouth ParkS9 E11
After Kyle puts his plan into action, Cartman wakes up to red hair and a face full of freckles.
Cartman's a GingerSouth ParkS9 E11
Now that Cartman has Gingervitus, the doctor suggests his mother put him down... Or at least keep him out of the sun.
Ironic GingerSouth ParkS9 E11
Cartman tries to downplay the irony of his Gingervitus, while Butters finds his appearance hilarious.
Cartman is Cast OutSouth ParkS9 E11
The boys won't let Cartman sit in the cafeteria during lunch in case the other gingers follow suit.
Ginger PrideSouth ParkS9 E11
Cartman holds a meeting with all the ginger kids to express his frustration with the discrimination going on at school and encourages them to take action.
Red PowerSouth ParkS9 E11
Cartman starts an organization called, the Ginger Separatist Movement, and the group is outraged that a non-ginger is playing the lead in "Annie."
Ginger Pride ConferenceSouth ParkS9 E11
Cartman leads the All Ginger Pride Conference and convinces the ginger kids to round up the non-gingers for extermination.
Go Ahead, Sue Me!South ParkS9 E12
Stan tells the truth about the scam behind Scientology. The Scientologists want to sue him.
Tom, It's NicoleSouth ParkS9 E12
With R. Kelly narrating the action from outside, Nicole Kidman steps in to try her hand at getting Tom Cruise out of the closet.
Free Personality TestSouth ParkS9 E12
Stan's saving his money so he can buy a new bike. Luckily, the personality test Scientologists administer is free.
Fax These Results to Los AngelesSouth ParkS9 E12
Stan uses his bike money to get audited by the Scientologists. His E-Meter scores are higher than any the Scientologists have ever seen.
What Scientologist Actually BelieveSouth ParkS9 E12
The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan the creation myth that Scientologists believe.
A Bike or Not Being DepressedSouth ParkS9 E12
Stan's mom notices something is wrong with Stan. When he tells them that he needs $240 not to be depressed, Stan's Dad says no.
OT 9South ParkS9 E12
Stan's off-the-charts thetin results are rushed to the head of Scientology, who immediately knows their cause: Stan is the second coming of the great leader.
Thank You For ReturningSouth ParkS9 E12
When Stan goes to take out the trash, he is greeted by throngs of Scientologists hoping to catch a glimpse of their prophet.
Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The ClosetSouth ParkS9 E12
Tom Cruise is seeking approval for his acting career. Stan doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.
R KellySouth ParkS9 E12
Tom Cruise refuses to come out of the closet, so the local news media turns to R. Kelly.
Stan Chooses ScientologySouth ParkS9 E12
When Kyle tells Stan he thinks Scientology is wrong, Stan Chooses Scientology over their friendship.