South Park

OT 9

Season 9 E 12 • 11/16/2005

The head of Scientology believes Stan to be the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard.

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00:56

Cartman is Cast Out
South ParkS9 E11

Cartman is banned from the cafeteria for being a ginger.
11/09/2005
01:09

Ginger Pride
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Cartman rallies all the ginger kids at school to take back their pride.
11/09/2005
01:39

Red Power
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Cartman starts an organization called, the Ginger Separatist Movement, and the group is outraged that a non-ginger is playing the lead in "Annie."
11/09/2005
01:46

Ginger Pride Conference
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Cartman rallys the ginger kids to exterminate the non-gingers.
11/09/2005
00:50

Tom, It's Nicole
South ParkS9 E12

With R. Kelly narrating the action from outside, Nicole Kidman steps in to try her hand at getting Tom Cruise out of the closet.
11/16/2005
02:02

Go Ahead, Sue Me!
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After saying their religion is a scam, Stan welcomes a lawsuit from the Scientologists.
11/16/2005
02:43

Free Personality Test
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Stan takes a free Scientology personality test.
11/16/2005
02:11

Fax These Results to Los Angeles
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Stan's E-Meter scores are shockingly high.
11/16/2005
02:59

What Scientologist Actually Believe
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The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan the creation myth that Scientologists believe.
11/16/2005
00:51

A Bike or Not Being Depressed
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Stan asks his parents for money to get help from the Scientologists, but they refuse.
11/16/2005
00:45

OT 9
South ParkS9 E12

Stan's off-the-charts thetin results are rushed to the head of Scientology, who immediately knows their cause: Stan is the second coming of the great leader.
11/16/2005
01:40

Thank You For Returning
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When Stan goes to take out the trash, he is greeted by throngs of Scientologists hoping to catch a glimpse of their prophet.
11/16/2005
01:26

Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet
South ParkS9 E12

Tom Cruise is seeking approval for his acting career. Stan doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.
11/16/2005
00:57

R Kelly
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Tom Cruise refuses to come out of the closet, so the local news media turns to R. Kelly.
11/16/2005
00:55

Stan Chooses Scientology
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When Kyle tells Stan he thinks Scientology is wrong, Stan Chooses Scientology over their friendship.
11/16/2005
01:12

John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet
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John Travolta joins Tom Cruise in the closet.
11/16/2005
01:27

Scam on a Global Scale
South ParkS9 E12

When Stan tells the head Scientologist about his idea to make membership in the church free, the head Scientologist tells him Scientology's a Scam on a Global Scale.
11/16/2005
00:55

R Kelly Sings with TC & JT
South ParkS9 E12

With Nicole Kidman and John Travolta having failed, it's time for R. Kelly shot.
11/16/2005
02:37

Willzyx's Problems
South ParkS9 E13

Kyle drags the boys back to Jambu's tank to show them that the whale can talk. The boys are made to believe the whale's name is Willzyx, he's from the moon, and he's very sick.
11/30/2005
01:26

The Sketch
South ParkS9 E13

The Sea Park announcers use a crude sketch of the boys in hopes of tracking them down.
11/30/2005
02:43

Rocket Launch
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A Mexican rocket successfully sends Willzyx into space and on his way home.
11/30/2005