South ParkS8 E5Pleasure Model
AWESOME-O is kidnapped by the Pentagon after a movie executive attempts to make robot-man-love to him.
South ParkS8 E5Touch My Body
Butters shows the videotape of Cartman dressed as Britney Spears to the Army officials and movie executives.
South ParkS8 E6Meeting Mr. Jefferson
Mr. Jefferson just moved to South Park to get away from it all. His son, Blanket, wants the boys to be his new friends and invites them to play with his dad's toys.
South ParkS8 E6Dinner Party
Stan's parents have having some people over for dinner and decide to invite Mr. Jefferson. Cartman thinks Stan is trying to steal Mr. Jefferson from him.
South ParkS8 E6Slumber Party
They boys end up having a slumber party at Stan's house after Mr. Jefferson turns up dressed as Peter Pan. Kyle finds Blanket in his backyard.
South ParkS8 E6Ride the Train
All the kids in South Park are invited to Mr. Jefferson's house to play, but he's so preoccupied with his guests, he doesn't notice when his son gets hurt.
South ParkS8 E6Blanket's Story
Kyle learns that Blanket has no mother and was always neglected. When he tries to tell the other boys, Cartman snaps at the thought of losing Mr. Jefferson.
South ParkS8 E6Rich Black Guy
Sergeant Yates gets word that Mr. Jefferson is a rich black guy and sends his team out to take him down.
South ParkS8 E6Planting the Evidence
The police plant cocaine, blood splatter and the pubic hairs of a raped girl in Mr. Jefferson's home.
South ParkS8 E6Sleepover Discovered
Stan's parents find Mr. Jefferson in bed with the boys. He throws money around and explains his innocence, but Sharon is not convinced.
South ParkS8 E6He's Not Black?!
The police detectives are disgusted with themselves because they think they almost framed a guy who wasn't black.
South ParkS8 E6That's Ignorant
In an attempt to cheer Blanket up after dangling him out a window, Mr. Jefferson's nose falls off, scaring the crap out of his son.
South ParkS8 E6Sergeant Yates at Home
Sergeant Yates tells his wife that he's quitting the force. She makes him realize that he loves his work framing rich black men and he shouldn't give it up.
South ParkS8 E6Change Blankets
Mr. Jefferson calls his doctor to get his plastic surgery fix. Meanwhile, the boys kidnap Blanket and put Kenny in his place.
South ParkS8 E6History of Framing
Sergeant Yates gets in touch with the Santa Barbara police department and discovers Mr. Jefferson is actually a rich black guy.
South ParkS8 E6Good Parenting
After a chase ending at a police standoff, Kyle teaches Mr. Jefferson a lesson about parenting. Mr. Jefferson vows to give his money away, no longer making him a rich black guy, and a target of the police.
South ParkS8 E7Present Day English, Please!
The boys just want to order a cheeseburger and fries but the time-people's present day English is impossible to understand.
South ParkS8 E7Terminator Rules
A man from the year 3045 built a time machine to go to the past, find a job, open a savings account that will collect interest, thereby make him a billionaire in the future.
South ParkS8 E7They Took Our Jobs
While scientists take delight in studying the future people, Americans all over the country are upset that hordes of them are arriving to take their jobs for less pay.
South ParkS8 E7Unemployed Men Having Sex With Each Other
Stan proposes that instead of trying to turn everyone gay to destroy the future of mankind, maybe everyone can just try to build a better future.