South ParkS11 E5Hare Club for Men
Randy tells Stan he is part of an ancient secret society of men who follow the way of the rabbit and protect the secret of the Easter Bunny.
South ParkS11 E5Bunny POWs
Stan seeks refuge at Kyle's house while Randy Marsh wakes up in a dark, mysterious jail cell.
South ParkS11 E5Peter Rabbit
Stan and Kyle seek answers from Professor Teabag, an expert on the history of the church. He tells the boy that St.. Peter was a rabbit who Christ put in charge of his church.
South ParkS11 E5Catholic League Torture
The Pope demands for Randy Marsh to admit that he's wrong for telling people St. Peter was a rabbit. He is then dragged off to be tortured by the American Catholic League.
South ParkS11 E5PEEPS!
Stan and Kyle's meeting with Professor Teabag is interrupted by ninjas. Stan and Kyle escape the house just before a detonation of Peeps.
South ParkS11 E6Scissor Me Timbers
After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
South ParkS11 E6Les Bos is Saved
Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman, and makes her understand the power of the scissor. Les Bos is saved.
South ParkS11 E6Take a Stand
The Persians try to make peace with the Les Bos regulars. Garrison doesn't accept and decides it's time to take a stand.
South ParkS11 E6Weekend Homework
Garrison takes her frustration with men out on the class by assigning an essay on "The Old Man and the Sea."
South ParkS11 E6Mexican Labor
Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
South ParkS11 E6A New Friend
Garrison meets Alison at the gym and gets invited to come down to the local girl bar.
South ParkS11 E6Writing Eses
The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
South ParkS11 E6Garrison's a Lesbian
Garrison is too happy with her new found love of scissoring to care that the boys aren't prepared for class.
South ParkS11 E6Dyke Fight
Garrison's dyke fight at Les Bos is interrupted by news that Persians may be closing down the bar.
South ParkS11 E6Lesbians At City Hall
Garrison and the lesbians try to get the mayor's support, but the mayor wants nothing to do with it.
South ParkS11 E6The Battle
The Persians show up to redecorate the bar, a battle ensues when the lesbians refuse to let them in.
South ParkS11 E6Rauf Xerxes
The Persian boss, Rauf Xerxes, shows up and decides that he will deal with the lesbians himself.
South ParkS11 E6Mexican Spies
Hoping to dig up dirt on Xerxes, the lesbians hire the Mexican day laborers to put on a disguise and be their spies.
South ParkS11 E6Coffee and Secrets
Garrison makes coffee as the Mexican spies return with Xerxes' secret. Xerxes demands to speak with Garrison alone.
South ParkS11 E7We Need Ideas, People!
The mayor calls a meeting of the town council. A leading homeless advisor warns them of the danger they are in.