Season 11 E 5 • 04/04/2007
Stan and Kyle escape Professor Teabag's house just before a detonation of Peeps.
South ParkS11 E5Easter Bunnies vs. Ninjas
The Hare Club for Men is about to tell Stan the secret of Easter when ninjas attack them.
South ParkS11 E5Rabbit Stew
The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed after Jesus confirms St. Peter was a rabbit.
South ParkS11 E5Kyle Kills Jesus
After Jesus convinces Kyle to kill him, He dies, is resurrected, and kills Bill Donohue. Snowball is then made Pope.
South ParkS11 E5Coloring Eggs for Christ
Stan doesn't understand the logic of coloring eggs on the anniversary of the resurrection of Jesus Christ. Randy storms off upset with his son's lack of faith.
South ParkS11 E5Mall Bunny Conspiracy
Stan asks an Easter bunny at the mall what coloring eggs have to do with Jesus dying on the cross. It seems like he's digging too deep.
South ParkS11 E5Bunny Chase
Men in Easter bunny costumes chase Stan. Retreating to his home Stan finds his Dad dressed as a bunny too.
South ParkS11 E5Hare Club for Men
Randy tells Stan he is part of an ancient secret society of men who follow the way of the rabbit and protect the secret of the Easter Bunny.
South ParkS11 E5Bunny POWs
Stan seeks refuge at Kyle's house while Randy Marsh wakes up in a dark, mysterious jail cell.
South ParkS11 E5Peter Rabbit
Stan and Kyle seek answers from Professor Teabag, an expert on the history of the church. He tells the boy that St.. Peter was a rabbit who Christ put in charge of his church.
South ParkS11 E5Catholic League Torture
The Pope demands for Randy Marsh to admit that he's wrong for telling people St. Peter was a rabbit. He is then dragged off to be tortured by the American Catholic League.
South ParkS11 E5PEEPS!
Stan and Kyle's meeting with Professor Teabag is interrupted by ninjas. Stan and Kyle escape the house just before a detonation of Peeps.
South ParkS11 E6Scissor Me Timbers
After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring.
South ParkS11 E6Les Bos is Saved
Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman, and makes her understand the power of the scissor. Les Bos is saved.
South ParkS11 E6Take a Stand
The Persians try to make peace with the Les Bos regulars. Garrison doesn't accept and decides it's time to take a stand.
South ParkS11 E6Weekend Homework
Garrison takes her frustration with men out on the class by assigning an essay on "The Old Man and the Sea."
South ParkS11 E6Mexican Labor
Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
South ParkS11 E6A New Friend
Garrison meets Alison at the gym and gets invited to come down to the local girl bar.
South ParkS11 E6Writing Eses
The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
South ParkS11 E6Garrison's a Lesbian
Garrison is too happy with her new found love of scissoring to care that the boys aren't prepared for class.
South ParkS11 E6Dyke Fight
Garrison's dyke fight at Les Bos is interrupted by news that Persians may be closing down the bar.