South Park

Stan Meets the Critters

Season 8 E 14 • 12/15/2004

Stan meets the Woodland Critters.

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01:17

South ParkS8 E13
Fried Chicken Sundae

At the copycat killer crime scene, Cartman has visions of a fried chicken sundae. Meanwhile, the boys encounter a suspiciously strange man who talks to a mannequin.
12/08/2004
01:44

South ParkS8 E13
The Death of Veronica Crabtree

There is another murder in South Park, but the detectives won't listen to Kyle hard evidence on the case because he is not a psychic. So, Kyle jumps off a roof.
12/08/2004
01:15

South ParkS8 E13
5th Copy Cat Killer

A fifth copycat killer is on the loose and with Cartman nowhere to be found. The detectives go to Kyle for visions.
12/08/2004
01:53

South ParkS8 E13
Mr. God

The detectives go to Michael Deets' house, see severed hands nailed to the wall, but still don't make the connection that he is the Left Hand Killer.
12/08/2004
01:08

South ParkS8 E13
Running Some Tests

Sergeant Lou thinks there may be a link between the severed hands he saw at Michael Deets' house and the Left Hand Killer but first he needs to run tests.
12/08/2004
00:46

South ParkS8 E13
Time to Die

Sergeant Lou and Detective Murphy find Cartman just in time and shoot the Left Hand Killer, Michael Deets.
12/08/2004
01:00

South ParkS8 E13
Good Old Fashion Police Work

While everyone praises Kyle's psychic abilities, he insists that everything can be explained with logic.
12/08/2004
02:38

South ParkS8 E14
Abortion Lessons

Stan finds the cubs he made into orphans, and they come up with a plan to kill the Antichrist. This involves the cubs learning how to perform abortions.
12/15/2004
02:45

South ParkS8 E14
The Antichrist is Born

The Antichrist is born and Santa blows the the critters' heads off. Kyle takes it upon himself to be the host for the Antichrist, in hopes of making Christmas better for the Jews.
12/15/2004
03:11

South ParkS8 E14
Kyle's Abortion

It turns out the Woodland Critters were part of Cartman's Christmas story for a class assignment. The story ends with Kyle getting an abortion by the lion cubs, and dying of AIDS.
12/15/2004
02:29

South ParkS8 E14
Stan Meets the Critters

Stan happens upons the Woodland Critters and they ask him to help find them a star for their Christmas tree.
12/15/2004
02:36

South ParkS8 E14
Stan Builds a Manger

The Critters get Stan to build them a manger for their coming Savior and tells him about the evil mountain lion.
12/15/2004
01:44

South ParkS8 E14
Orphaned Cubs

Stan kills the evil mountain lion for the Critters, but is shocked to find that it's a mother to three adorable cubs.
12/15/2004
01:43

South ParkS8 E14
Blood Orgy

Stan returns to the Critters and reports that the mountain lion is dead. Now that the Antichrist can be born, the Critters make a sacrifice to Satan and have a blood orgy.
12/15/2004
01:32

South ParkS8 E14
Voice of Guilt

Stan tries to forget about the problems he's caused by watching "The Jeffersons" and ignoring the narrator, but he gets frustrated and returns to the forest.
12/15/2004
01:35

South ParkS8 E14
The Critters Attack Stan

The Woodland Critters use their Satanic powers to prevent Stan from destroying the manger. Nothing can be done to stop the birth of the Antichrist now that the mountain lion is dead.
12/15/2004
00:44

South ParkS8 E14
The Perfect Host

The Critters stumble upon Kyle, who all alone on Christmas Eve because he's Jewish. The Critters find him to be the perfect non-baptized vessel for their coming Antichrist.
12/15/2004
02:19

South ParkS9 E1
Jews Can't Play Basketball

Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.
03/09/2005
01:25

South ParkS9 E1
Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out

Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that she can't physically get pregnant.
03/09/2005
02:40

South ParkS9 E1
My Scrotum!

Mrs. Garrison and the boys rush to Kyle's game to save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees, but are too late.
03/09/2005
01:23

South ParkS9 E1
Vagainaplasty

Dr. Biber operates on Mr. Garrison giving him a vagina.
03/09/2005