Season 9 E 1 • 03/09/2005
A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.
Stan Meets the CrittersSouth ParkS8 E14
Stan happens upons the Woodland Critters and they ask him to help find them a star for their Christmas tree.
Stan Builds a MangerSouth ParkS8 E14
The Critters get Stan to build them a manger for their coming Savior and tells him about the evil mountain lion.
Orphaned CubsSouth ParkS8 E14
Stan kills the evil mountain lion for the Critters, but is shocked to find that it's a mother to three adorable cubs.
Blood OrgySouth ParkS8 E14
Stan returns to the Critters and reports that the mountain lion is dead. Now that the Antichrist can be born, the Critters make a sacrifice to Satan and have a blood orgy.
Voice of GuiltSouth ParkS8 E14
Stan tries to forget about the problems he's caused by watching "The Jeffersons" and ignoring the narrator, but he gets frustrated and returns to the forest.
The Critters Attack StanSouth ParkS8 E14
The Woodland Critters use their Satanic powers to prevent Stan from destroying the manger. Nothing can be done to stop the birth of the Antichrist now that the mountain lion is dead.
The Perfect HostSouth ParkS8 E14
The Critters stumble upon Kyle, who all alone on Christmas Eve because he's Jewish. The Critters find him to be the perfect non-baptized vessel for their coming Antichrist.
Jews Can't Play BasketballSouth ParkS9 E1
Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.
Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it OutSouth ParkS9 E1
Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that she can't physically get pregnant.
My Scrotum!South ParkS9 E1
Mrs. Garrison and the boys rush to Kyle's game to save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees, but are too late.
Peeing Out My VaginaSouth ParkS9 E1
Mr. Garrison makes his first appearance as a woman and she just can't wait to get her first period.
Mr. Garrison Has TittiesSouth ParkS9 E1
While Kyle complains about not making the all-state basketball team, the boys run into the new Mrs. Garrison.
What's a Sex Change Operation?South ParkS9 E1
When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he knows how Mr. Garrison feels.
NegroplastySouth ParkS9 E1
Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and consults Dr. Biber on negroplasty.
I Don't Like VaginasSouth ParkS9 E1
Mrs. Garrison may feel better but he never realized that Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas because he's gay.
Transgender Progressive ThinkingSouth ParkS9 E1
Kyle's parents refuse to give him permission for a negroplasty operation and Mr. Broflovski intends to give Dr. Biber a piece of his mind.
DolphinoplastySouth ParkS9 E1
Mr. Broflovski barges into Dr. Bibers' office with the intention of suing, but is instead, persuaded to get a dolphinplasty.
Garrison Goes WildSouth ParkS9 E1
Mrs. Garrison goes wild, flashing her new boobs and sleeping with truckers. But she still hasn't had a period and quickly assumes she's pregnant.
TranspeciesSouth ParkS9 E1
Mr. Broflovski's dolphinoplasty was a success. He is happier than ever and feels that Kyle deserves the same.