5th Copy Cat KillerSouth ParkS8 E13
A fifth copycat killer is on the loose and with Cartman nowhere to be found. The detectives go to Kyle for visions.
Mr. GodSouth ParkS8 E13
The detectives go to Michael Deets' house, see severed hands nailed to the wall, but still don't make the connection that he is the Left Hand Killer.
Running Some TestsSouth ParkS8 E13
Sergeant Lou thinks there may be a link between the severed hands he saw at Michael Deets' house and the Left Hand Killer but first he needs to run tests.
Time to DieSouth ParkS8 E13
Sergeant Lou and Detective Murphy find Cartman just in time and shoot the Left Hand Killer, Michael Deets.
Good Old Fashion Police WorkSouth ParkS8 E13
While everyone praises Kyle's psychic abilities, he insists that everything can be explained with logic.
Abortion LessonsSouth ParkS8 E14
Stan finds the cubs he made into orphans, and they come up with a plan to kill the Antichrist. This involves the cubs learning how to perform abortions.
The Antichrist is BornSouth ParkS8 E14
The Antichrist is born and Santa blows the the critters' heads off. Kyle takes it upon himself to be the host for the Antichrist, in hopes of making Christmas better for the Jews.
Kyle's AbortionSouth ParkS8 E14
It turns out the Woodland Critters were part of Cartman's Christmas story for a class assignment. The story ends with Kyle getting an abortion by the lion cubs, and dying of AIDS.
Stan Meets the CrittersSouth ParkS8 E14
Stan happens upons the Woodland Critters and they ask him to help find them a star for their Christmas tree.
Stan Builds a MangerSouth ParkS8 E14
The Critters get Stan to build them a manger for their coming Savior and tells him about the evil mountain lion.
Orphaned CubsSouth ParkS8 E14
Stan kills the evil mountain lion for the Critters, but is shocked to find that it's a mother to three adorable cubs.
Blood OrgySouth ParkS8 E14
Stan returns to the Critters and reports that the mountain lion is dead. Now that the Antichrist can be born, the Critters make a sacrifice to Satan and have a blood orgy.
Voice of GuiltSouth ParkS8 E14
Stan tries to forget about the problems he's caused by watching "The Jeffersons" and ignoring the narrator, but he gets frustrated and returns to the forest.
The Critters Attack StanSouth ParkS8 E14
The Woodland Critters use their Satanic powers to prevent Stan from destroying the manger. Nothing can be done to stop the birth of the Antichrist now that the mountain lion is dead.
The Perfect HostSouth ParkS8 E14
The Critters stumble upon Kyle, who all alone on Christmas Eve because he's Jewish. The Critters find him to be the perfect non-baptized vessel for their coming Antichrist.
Jews Can't Play BasketballSouth ParkS9 E1
Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.
Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it OutSouth ParkS9 E1
Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that she can't physically get pregnant.
My Scrotum!South ParkS9 E1
Mrs. Garrison and the boys rush to Kyle's game to save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees, but are too late.
Peeing Out My VaginaSouth ParkS9 E1
Mr. Garrison makes his first appearance as a woman and she just can't wait to get her first period.