The Critters Attack Stan
Season 8 E 14 • 12/15/2004
The critters use their evil powers to stop Stan from taking down the manger.
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Sergeant Lou and Detective Murphy find Cartman just in time and shoot the Left Hand Killer, Michael Deets.
South ParkS8 E13Good Old Fashion Police Work
While everyone praises Kyle's psychic abilities, he insists that everything can be explained with logic.
South ParkS8 E14Abortion Lessons
Stan finds the cubs he made into orphans, and they come up with a plan to kill the Antichrist. This involves the cubs learning how to perform abortions.
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The Antichrist is born and Santa blows the the critters' heads off. Kyle takes it upon himself to be the host for the Antichrist, in hopes of making Christmas better for the Jews.
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It turns out the Woodland Critters were part of Cartman's Christmas story for a class assignment. The story ends with Kyle getting an abortion by the lion cubs, and dying of AIDS.
South ParkS8 E14Stan Meets the Critters
Stan happens upons the Woodland Critters and they ask him to help find them a star for their Christmas tree.
South ParkS8 E14Stan Builds a Manger
The Critters get Stan to build them a manger for their coming Savior and tells him about the evil mountain lion.
South ParkS8 E14Orphaned Cubs
Stan kills the evil mountain lion for the Critters, but is shocked to find that it's a mother to three adorable cubs.
South ParkS8 E14Blood Orgy
Stan returns to the Critters and reports that the mountain lion is dead. Now that the Antichrist can be born, the Critters make a sacrifice to Satan and have a blood orgy.
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Stan tries to forget about the problems he's caused by watching "The Jeffersons" and ignoring the narrator, but he gets frustrated and returns to the forest.
South ParkS8 E14The Critters Attack Stan
The Woodland Critters use their Satanic powers to prevent Stan from destroying the manger. Nothing can be done to stop the birth of the Antichrist now that the mountain lion is dead.
South ParkS8 E14The Perfect Host
The Critters stumble upon Kyle, who all alone on Christmas Eve because he's Jewish. The Critters find him to be the perfect non-baptized vessel for their coming Antichrist.
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