Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out
Season 9 E 1 • 03/09/2005
Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.
South ParkS8 E14The Antichrist is Born
The Antichrist is born and Santa blows the the critters' heads off. Kyle takes it upon himself to be the host for the Antichrist, in hopes of making Christmas better for the Jews.
South ParkS8 E14Kyle's Abortion
It turns out the Woodland Critters were part of Cartman's Christmas story for a class assignment. The story ends with Kyle getting an abortion by the lion cubs, and dying of AIDS.
South ParkS8 E14Stan Meets the Critters
Stan happens upons the Woodland Critters and they ask him to help find them a star for their Christmas tree.
South ParkS8 E14Stan Builds a Manger
The Critters get Stan to build them a manger for their coming Savior and tells him about the evil mountain lion.
South ParkS8 E14Orphaned Cubs
Stan kills the evil mountain lion for the Critters, but is shocked to find that it's a mother to three adorable cubs.
South ParkS8 E14Blood Orgy
Stan returns to the Critters and reports that the mountain lion is dead. Now that the Antichrist can be born, the Critters make a sacrifice to Satan and have a blood orgy.
South ParkS8 E14Voice of Guilt
Stan tries to forget about the problems he's caused by watching "The Jeffersons" and ignoring the narrator, but he gets frustrated and returns to the forest.
South ParkS8 E14The Critters Attack Stan
The Woodland Critters use their Satanic powers to prevent Stan from destroying the manger. Nothing can be done to stop the birth of the Antichrist now that the mountain lion is dead.
South ParkS8 E14The Perfect Host
The Critters stumble upon Kyle, who all alone on Christmas Eve because he's Jewish. The Critters find him to be the perfect non-baptized vessel for their coming Antichrist.
South ParkS9 E1Jews Can't Play Basketball
Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.
South ParkS9 E1Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out
Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that she can't physically get pregnant.
South ParkS9 E1My Scrotum!
Mrs. Garrison and the boys rush to Kyle's game to save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees, but are too late.
South ParkS9 E1Peeing Out My Vagina
Mr. Garrison makes his first appearance as a woman and she just can't wait to get her first period.
South ParkS9 E1Mr. Garrison Has Titties
While Kyle complains about not making the all-state basketball team, the boys run into the new Mrs. Garrison.
South ParkS9 E1What's a Sex Change Operation?
When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he knows how Mr. Garrison feels.
South ParkS9 E1Negroplasty
Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and consults Dr. Biber on negroplasty.
South ParkS9 E1I Don't Like Vaginas
Mrs. Garrison may feel better but he never realized that Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas because he's gay.
South ParkS9 E1Transgender Progressive Thinking
Kyle's parents refuse to give him permission for a negroplasty operation and Mr. Broflovski intends to give Dr. Biber a piece of his mind.
South ParkS9 E1Dolphinoplasty
Mr. Broflovski barges into Dr. Bibers' office with the intention of suing, but is instead, persuaded to get a dolphinplasty.