South ParkS8 E12The Whore Off
Although Paris Hilton is a big whore, Mr. Slave wins the Whore Off Competition by putting her up his ass. Once in his ass, Paris comes across the Frog Prince who gives her a quest.
South ParkS8 E13Deep Coma
Cartman wakes up from a coma and police detectives believe that his head trauma may have resulted in psychic abilities.
South ParkS8 E13The Real Psychic Detectives
The "real" psychic detectives threaten Cartman with a class-action lawsuit.
South ParkS8 E13DO YOU SEE!
The Left Hand Killer kidnaps Cartman and threatens to make him his nineteenth victim.
South ParkS8 E13Cartman's Magic of Flight
Cartman attempts to flying off his roof with cardboard wings
South ParkS8 E13Quadruple Stuffed Oreos
Cartman visits a crime scene and has visions of ice cream and double-stuff Oreos. This prompts the police to beat and arrest local ice cream shop owner Tom Johannsen.
South ParkS8 E13Copycat Killer
Kyle accuses Cartman of not having any special powers. The police detectives inform Cartman that a copycat killer has struck and they need Eric's visions to catch him.
South ParkS8 E13Fried Chicken Sundae
At the copycat killer crime scene, Cartman has visions of a fried chicken sundae. Meanwhile, the boys encounter a suspiciously strange man who talks to a mannequin.
South ParkS8 E13The Death of Veronica Crabtree
There is another murder in South Park, but the detectives won't listen to Kyle hard evidence on the case because he is not a psychic. So, Kyle jumps off a roof.
South ParkS8 E135th Copy Cat Killer
A fifth copycat killer is on the loose and with Cartman nowhere to be found. The detectives go to Kyle for visions.
South ParkS8 E13Mr. God
The detectives go to Michael Deets' house, see severed hands nailed to the wall, but still don't make the connection that he is the Left Hand Killer.
South ParkS8 E13Running Some Tests
Sergeant Lou thinks there may be a link between the severed hands he saw at Michael Deets' house and the Left Hand Killer but first he needs to run tests.
South ParkS8 E13Time to Die
Sergeant Lou and Detective Murphy find Cartman just in time and shoot the Left Hand Killer, Michael Deets.
South ParkS8 E13Good Old Fashion Police Work
While everyone praises Kyle's psychic abilities, he insists that everything can be explained with logic.
South ParkS8 E14Abortion Lessons
Stan finds the cubs he made into orphans, and they come up with a plan to kill the Antichrist. This involves the cubs learning how to perform abortions.
South ParkS8 E14The Antichrist is Born
The Antichrist is born and Santa blows the the critters' heads off. Kyle takes it upon himself to be the host for the Antichrist, in hopes of making Christmas better for the Jews.
South ParkS8 E14Kyle's Abortion
It turns out the Woodland Critters were part of Cartman's Christmas story for a class assignment. The story ends with Kyle getting an abortion by the lion cubs, and dying of AIDS.
South ParkS8 E14Stan Meets the Critters
Stan happens upons the Woodland Critters and they ask him to help find them a star for their Christmas tree.
South ParkS8 E14Stan Builds a Manger
The Critters get Stan to build them a manger for their coming Savior and tells him about the evil mountain lion.
South ParkS8 E14Orphaned Cubs
Stan kills the evil mountain lion for the Critters, but is shocked to find that it's a mother to three adorable cubs.