IT'S SOUTH PARK EVENING NEWS,WITH TOM PUSLIKER.
PERIL, CRISIS AND FEAR TONIGHTAS WHAT APPEARS TO BE
A MASSIVE FLOOD HAS OVERTAKENTHE TOWN OF BEAVERTON, COLORADO.
HOME OF THE WORLD'SLARGEST BEAVER DAM.
EARLIER TODAY,A BREAK IN THE BEAVER DAM
WHICH PROTECTED THE TOWN,BROKE OPEN
TRAPPING PEOPLE IN THEIR HOUSESAND DESTROYING THEIR LIVES !
OH MY GOSH,THOSE POOR PEOPLE.
TOM, I'M CURRENTLY TEN MILESOUTSIDE OF BEAVERTON,
UNABLE TO GET INSIDETHE TOWN PROPER.
WE DO NOT HAVE ANY REPORTSOF FATALITIES YET,
BUT WE BELIEVETHAT THE DEATH TOLL
MAY BE IN THE HUNDREDSOF MILLIONS.
BEAVERTON ONLY HAS A POPULATIONOF ABOUT EIGHT THOUSAND,
TOM, SO THIS WOULD BEQUITE DEVASTATING.
Any word on how the survivorsin the town are doing, Mitch ?
WE'RE NOT SURE WHATEXACTLY IS GOING ON
INSIDE THE TOWNOF BEAVERTON, TOM
BUT WE'RE REPORTINGTHAT THERE'S
LOOTING, RAPING,AND YES...
EVEN ACTSOF CANNIBALISM.
MY GOD, YOU'VEACTUALLY SEEN PEOPLE
LOOTING, RAPINGAND EATING EACH OTHER ?
NO, WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLYSEEN IT, TOM.
WE'RE JUST REPORTING IT.
YOU ALL DONE WITHYOUR FISH STICKS, STAN ?
I'LL HELP YOU, SHARON.
BOY, THAT'SJUST AWFUL.
In the nearby townof South Park,
the cause of the Beaverton floodis being investigated.
THAT'S RIGHT, WE KNOWWHOSE FAULT THIS IS !
OH OH...
IT'S GEORGE BUSH'S FAULT !
YEAH, GEORGE BUSH DOESN'TCARE ABOUT BEAVERS !
GEORGE BUSH DIDN'TBREAK THAT BEAVER DAM !
IT WAS THE TERRORISTSAND AL QAEDA !
THEY'VE BEENSECRETLY BUILDING
BEAVER DAM W.M.D.sFOR YEARS NOW !
YEAH !!
MOM, DAD, THEY'RE GONNAGO HELP THOSE PEOPLE, RIGHT ?
I DON'T KNOW,YOU KNOW TO ME,
IT SEEMS LIKE THEMAYOR OF BEAVERTON
SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHINGABOUT THAT DAM YEARS AGO.
DON'T BLAMETHE MAYOR, SHARON.
WHAT ABOUT F.E.M.A. ?
I THINK THIS WHOLE THINGIS REALLY THEIR FAULT.
BUT... SOMEBODY'SGONNA HELP THE PEOPLE
OFF OF THEIRROOFTOPS, RIGHT ?
THAT'S NOT WHAT'SIMPORTANT RIGHT NOW, SON.
WHAT'S IMPORTANT ISFIGURING WHOSE FAULT THIS IS.
WE DIDN'T LISTEN !
STAN, GET IN THE CARWE HAVE TO EVACUATE !
WE DIDN'T LISTEN !
( car horn honking )
COME ON...COME ON !
IT'S USELESS THISTRAFFIC ISN'T MOVING !
DAD, ISN'TIT POSSIBLE
THE FLOOD WASN'T CAUSEDBY GLOBAL WARMING ?
I MEAN, THE WATERWAS HELD BACK
BY A GIANTBEAVER DAM, AFTER ALL.
NO, STAN, I'M AFRAID US ADULTSJUST LET YOU CHILDREN DOWN.
WE DIDN'T TAKE CAREOF OUR EARTH
AND NOW YOU'VEINHERITED OUR PROBLEMS !
( man )WE DIDN'T LISTEN !
WE DIDN'T LISTEN !
COME ON, EVERYONEGRAB WHAT YOU CAN !
WE HAVE TO WALK !
OH JESUS,HERE IT COMES !
GLOBAL WARMING !
( screaming )
IT'S COMING !
HERE COMESGLOBAL WARMING !
WE DIDN'T LISTEN !
AAAGHGHGHGH !
BLARGHH..BLARRHGGHGHGH....
COME ON HURRY !
IT'S RIGHT BEHIND US !
IT'S COMINGTHE OTHER WAY !
THEY'VE GOT THE BOYS !
GLOBAL WARMINGMUST BE OVER !
WE MADE IT !
ALRIGHT !WOO-HOO !YEAH !YAYYYY !
STANLY, KYLE !
STAN, WE FOUND STAN !
SO DOES THIS MEANTHE STORM HAS PASSED ?
GLOBAL WARMING IS OVER ?
GLOBAL WARMING DIDN'TCAUSE THE BEAVERTON FLOOD.
WE KNOW NOWWHO'S FAULT IT IS.
IT WAS... CRAB PEOPLE !
OOOH !
CRAAAAAB PEOPLE,CRAAAAB PEOPLE !
STOP IT, STOP IT !
FIRST IT WAS TERRORISTS,THEN GEORGE BUSH
AND GLOBAL WARMING
AND NOW YOU'RE ALLBLAMING CRAB PEOPLE
FOR SOMETHINGTHAT'S VERY SIMPLE !
IT'S MY FAULT,I BROKE THE DAM.
OH MAN !
STANLY... YOU ?
NO, DON'T YOU SEE WHATTHIS CHILD IS SAYING ?
WE CAN'T SPEND ALL OURENERGY PLACING BLAME
WHEN SOMETHINGBAD HAPPENS.
HE'S SAYING WE ALLBROKE THE DAM.
NO, I BROKE THE DAM.
I BROKE THE DAM.
I BROKE THE DAM.
I BROKE THE DAM.
NO, I BROKE THE DAM.
AND I BROKE THE DAM.
I BROKE THE DAM.
HUH-HUH,I BROKE THE DAM !
I BROKE THE DAM.
I BROKE THE DAM.
I BROKE THE DAM.
I RAN A BOAT INTO THE DAMAND I BROKE IT.
I BROKE THE DAM.
I BROKE THE DAM.
I BROKE THE DAM.
I BROKE THE DAM.
NO, I BROKETHE ----ING DAM !
I BROKE THE DAM !
I BROKE THE DAM !
I LITERALLYBROKE THE DAM.
I BROKE THE DAM !
I BROKE THE DAM !
ON A BOATTHAT WASN'T MINE !
I BROKE THE DAM !
I BROKE THE DAM !
( imitating speedboat sounds )
PEW PEW PEWPEW PEW !
DUDE, YOU WERERIGHT, CARTMAN.
YOUR UNCLE ROYHAS A SWEET BOAT !
YEAH, ISN'TTHIS FUN ?
JUST YOU AND MEHANGING OUT, STAN.
NO STUPIDKYLE AROUND.
MAN, I WISH I COULDREALLY DRIVE THIS THING !
YOU KNOW HOW ?
SURE I DO.
WELL HERE, ROY KEEPSTHE KEYS IN THE GLOVE BOX.
DUDE, I DON'T THINK YOURUNCLE'D WANT US DRIVING IT.
NOBODY'S GONNA KNOWIF WE JUST DRIVE IT
AROUND THEMARINA REAL QUICK.
LOOK, IFANYTHING HAPPENS,
I'LL TAKE FULLRESPONSIBILITY.
OKAY...TURN ON THE IGNITION...
AWESOME...
OKAY...
( engine revving )
WE'RE NOT MOVING.
MAYBE YOU HAVETHE PARKING BREAK ON !
BOATS DON'T HAVEPARKING BRAKES, DUMBASS !
THEY ONLY HAVE...OH WAIT -- NEUTRAL BUTTON !
AAAGHGGHHG !
OTHER WAY !OTHER WAY !
AAAAAAGHGHGH !
JESUS CHRIIIIIIST !
STAN...BEAVER DAM !
VERY LARGEBEAVER DAM, STAN !
AAAAAGHGHGH !
OH DUDE...OH JESUS !
DUDE, STAN...
YOU ARE INSERIOUS TROUBLE !
YOU SAID YOU'DTAKE RESPONSIBILITY
TO YOUR UNCLE ROY !
I DON'T EVEN HAVEAN UNCLE ROY !
THAT WAS JUST SOME GUY'SBOAT I KNEW ABOUT !
WHAT ?
LOOK, IT'S OKAY,WE WEREN'T HERE.
THIS DIDN'THAPPEN, OKAY ?
WE WERE BOTH AT MY HOUSEALL AFTERNOON LONG
PLAYING TEA PARTY, OKAY ?
NOW COME ON,WE GOTTA BAIL !
OH GOD... I HOPEI DIDN'T HURT ANY BEAVERS.
DUDE, COME ON, WE GOTTAGET OUTTA HERE !
DUDE, DUDE, DID YOU SEETHE NEWS LAST NIGHT ?
YEAH.
YOU SAW ALL THOSE PEOPLE,TRAPPED ON THEIR ROOFS ?
YEAH, THAT WASPRETTY FUNNY.
PRETTY FUNNY ?
DUDE, WE DID THAT,THAT WAS OUR FAULT !
HEY HEY NO, DAWG.
WE AREN'T THE ONESWHO BUILT A TOWN
BENEATH A GIANTBEAVER DAM, OKAY ?
THAT'S THEIR FAULT.
BUT THEY'RE TRAPPED NOWAND NOBODY'S HELPING THEM !
WELL, THEY SHOULD HAVEGOTTEN OUT OF THERE.
MAYBE THEYCOULDN'T GET OUT !
WE DID !
DUDE, I JUST- I JUSTDON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE...
AH, AH - I KNOW WHATYOU'RE THINKING, STAN.
YOU'RE THINKING YOU'REGOING TO GO TELL KYLE.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINKHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND.
BUT KYLE IS A JEW RAT.
HE HASHIS JEW ETHICS
WHILE HE HORDESHIS GREEDY JEW GOLD,
AND HE WILL JEW YOU OUTIF YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THIS !
HEY DUDES.
OH, HEY KYLE.
SORRY I COULDN'TMAKE IT YESTERDAY.
WHAT'D YOU GUYS DO ?
NOTHING.
HEH, TOTALLY.
HEY EVERYBODY !
THEY JUST FOUND OUT WHATCAUSED THE FLOOD IN BEAVERTON !
AW, CRAP !
QUIET, CHILDREN, QUIET,WE NEED TO HEAR !
AT FIRST NOBODY KNEWWHAT CAUSED THE DAM TO BREAK...
BUT NOW, SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCEHAS INDICATED THAT
THE FLOOD IN BEAVERTONWAS CAUSED BY...
GLOBAL WARMING !
( gasping )
IT NOW APPEARS THAT...
ALL RUMORS OFGLOBAL WARMING WERE TRUE...
WE WERE WARNEDTHIS WOULD HAPPEN AND...
WE DIDN'T LISTEN...
WE DIDN'T LISTEN !
ALL THE TOPCOLORADO GEOLOGISTS
HAVE GATHEREDAT THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE
FOR AN EMERGENCY MEETING.
HAS IN FACT ALREADYCAUSED THE BEAVERTON FLOOD,
THEN THIS IS ONLYTHE BEGINNING.
THE EFFECTS AREGOING TO SPREAD.
WHAT WE ARE LOOKING ATIS A GLOBAL WARMING CATASTROPHE
THE LIKES OF WHICHWE'VE NEVER SEEN.
PEAS AND CARROTS PEAS ANDCARROTS PEAS CARROTS !
EXCUSE ME, SIR,BUT... WHEN ?
WHEN IS THISGOING TO HAPPEN ?
MY COLLEAGUESIN THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY
ARE STILLRUNNING TESTS, BUT
WE BELIEVE IT MAY HAPPENTHE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
OH PEAS AND CARROTSPEAS AND CARROTS !
EXCUSE ME, I'M SUREWE'RE ALL VERY IMPRESSED
WITH YOUR WILD THEORIES,DR. MARSH
BUT THE FACT IS, NO STATISTICALPROOF HAS EVER BEEN CONFIRMED
THAT GLOBAL WARMING EXISTS !
ARE YOU SUGGESTING WESHUT DOWN THE ECONOMY ?
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,CLICHE DISSENTING REPUBLICAN,
THE ECONOMY ISN'TGOING TO MATTER
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
PEAS AND CARROTSPEAS AND CARROTS...
LISTEN !LISTEN !
WE'VE FINISHEDRUNNING THE TESTS !
GLOBAL WARMINGIS GOING TO STRIKE
TWO DAYS BEFORETHE DAY AFTER TOMORROW !
OH MY GODTHAT'S TODAY !
AAAAAAAAAGHGHGH !
AAAGHGHGHGH !
COME ON WE'VE GOT TOBOARD UP THAT LAST WINDOW !
SEAL UP ALLTHE DOORWAYS !
WE MUST TRY TO PROTECT OURSELVESFROM THE GLOBAL WARMING !
MR. GARRISON,ARE YOU ALRIGHT ?
I'M IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE.
MY LEG IS BROKEN...AND MY LEFT BOOB IS LEAKING.
HERE YOU GO,SWEETHEART.
MOM, YOU KNOW,
THOSE PEOPLEIN BEAVERTON
ARE STILL TRAPPEDIN THE FLOOD.
I KNOW, BUT...
I'M AFRAID IT'S TOO LATEFOR THEM, SWEETIE.
WE HAVE TO TRY ANDSAVE OURSELVES NOW.
SHHH, SHHH WE'VE GOTTHE TELEVISION WORKING !
THIS IS AFOX NEWS UPDATE !
GLOBAL WARMING DISASTER !
GLOBAL WARMING APPEARSTO HAVE STRUCK AS PREDICTED
IN THE COLORADO ROCKIES.
ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY,PANIC AND CHAOS ARE SETTLING IN.
TOM, I'M STANDINGJUST OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO
WHERE THE PANIC OFGLOBAL WARMING
HAS ALREADYCAUSED COUNTLESS DEATHS.
ALREADY WE'RE REPORTING THATTHE DEATH TOLL HERE IN CHICAGO
IS OVERSIX HUNDRED BILLION PEOPLE.
OH GOD...
THIS IS ALLYOUR FAULT, JIMBO !
ME ?
YEAH, YOU DRIVE THATDAMN S.U.V. AROUND !
YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUTGLOBAL WARMING, DID YA !
I NEVER THOUGHT GLOBAL WARMINGCOULD HAPPEN SO FAST.
I GUESS...I DIDN'T LISTEN.
KYLE, IT... IT ISN'T GLOBAL WARMING.
HUH ?
GLOBAL WARMING ISN'THAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
IT'S NOT WHAT CAUSEDTHE BEAVERTON FLOOD.
HOW DO YOUKNOW THAT ?
BECAUSE... I KNOW WHATDID CAUSE THE FLOOD.
GEORGE BUSH ?
NO.
TERRORISTS ?
NO.
COMMUNISTS ?
NO.
CHINESE RADICALS ?
NO.
CARTMAN ?
SORT OF.
CARTMAN FLOODEDBEAVERTON ?
SHHH,NOT EXACTLY.
WE WERE MESSING AROUNDIN THIS GUY'S NEW BOAT
AND CARTMANEGGED ME ON AND...
I CRASHED IT INTOBEAVERTON DAM.
DUDE, YOU HAVE TOTELL EVERYONE.
RIGHT NOW !
HEY STAN.
OH GOD DAMMIT, YOUTOLD KYLE DIDN'T YOU ?
STAN, PEOPLEIN BEAVERTON
ARE STILL TRAPPEDON THEIR ROOFS !
NOBODY'S HELPINGTHEM BECAUSE
THEY THINK THEYCAN'T GO OUTSIDE !
OH, HERE WE GO,SEE, I TOLD YOU !
IF YOU'RE SO CARING,KYLE WHY DON'T YOU
SHARE SOME OFYOUR JEW GOLD
WITH PEOPLE CAUGHTIN THE FLOOD ?
LOOK, MAYBE...
MAYBE WE CAN HELP THOSEPEOPLE IN BEAVERTON OURSELVES.
HOW ?WHY ?
WE CAN SNEAK OUT OF HERE,
GET A BOAT AND GO HELPTHEM OFF THEIR ROOFS.
THAT WAY I CANDO THE RIGHT THING
BUT STILL LIE ABOUT IT.
NOBODY CANLEAVE THIS BUILDING !
BUT WE NEED SUPPLIES !
FOOD, SILICONE !
YOU GO OUTSIDEAND YOU'LL DIE !
BY NOW THE GLOBAL WARMINGHAS SHIFTED THE CLIMATE
BRINGING ON A NEW ICE AGE.
WITHIN THE HOUR THETEMPERATURE OUTSIDE
WILL FALL TO OVER SEVENTYMILLION DEGREES BELOW ZERO.
JESUS...
ALL WE CAN DOIS TRY TO WAIT IT OUT
AS LONG AS WE CAN.
AND THE RESTOF THE COUNTRY ?
EVERYONE BELOW THIS LINE
WILL HAVE TO BEEVACUATED TO THE SOUTH.
EVERYONE ABOVE THIS LINEIS ALREADY DEAD.
PEOPLE LIKE US, IN THE MIDDLESTATES, HAVE TO RIDE IT OUT.
THE BALMY SOUTHWESTERN STATESMIGHT HAVE A CHANCE
BUT NEW YORK WILLHAVE TIDAL WAVES
THAT ENVELOPEALL OF THE NORTHEAST.
( snickering )
WHAT, FRANK ?
( stifles snicker )
AW, AWGOD DAMMIT...
HELLO ?
ANYBODY ?
WE'D LIKE TO BERESCUED, PLEASE...
ANY DAY NOW...
WHY HAVEN'TTHEY COME FOR US ?
I... I DON'T KNOW.
WAIT, LOOKHERE COMES A BOAT !
REALLY ?OH IT'S ABOUT TIME !
OH KEVIN,WE'RE SAVED !
IT LOOKS LIKETHREE LITTLE BOYS !
WE'LL TAKE IT-OVER HERE, YES !
THANK YOU, THANK YOU !
AAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGH--AHGHGHGGHGHGHGH !
UGHGHGHGHGHGGH !
OH THANKS.
THANKS, THAT'SA LOT BETTER !
WE CAN'T GET OUTTHE FLAMES ARE TOO BIG !
OH GREAT,YOU SEE, STAN ?
THIS IS WHAT YOU GETFOR LISTENING TO KYLE !
"HEY, YOU GOTTAHELP THOSE PEOPLE,
IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY !"
STAN, IT'S OVER.
YOU HAVE TO ADMITWHAT YOU DID
SO OUR PARENTSCAN HELP US !
RANDY, WE'VELOOKED EVERYWHERE !
KYLE'S MISSING TOO !
OH MY GOD,WHERE WOULD THEY GO ?
RANDY, RANDY !
YOUR SON'SON THE PHONE !
STAN ?
UH HEY, DAD.
STAN, YOU'RE ALIVE !
DAD, WE'RE TRAPPEDIN BEAVERTON !
WE WERE TRYINGTO SAVE EVERYONE !
STAN, LISTEN TO ME !
YOU MUST STAY INDOORS,DO NOT TRY TO GO OUT !
GLOBAL WARMING HASBROUGHT IN A NEW ICE AGE !
NO, DAD, LISTEN,
I NEED TOTELL YOU SOMETHING.
WHAT IS IT, SON ?
NOTHING.
COME GET US, PLEASE ?
YOU JUST STAY PUT, SON !
I'M COMING FOR YOU,DO YOU HEAR ME !
I'M COMING FOR YOU !
RANDY, WHEREARE YOU GOING ?
I'M GOINGTO BEAVERTON.
YOU CAN'TGO OUT THERE !
YOU'LL FREEZE TO DEATH !
MY SON ISCOUNTING ON ME !
I'M GOING WITH YOU !
YOU CAN'T GO OUT THEREYOU'LL FREEZE TO DEATH.
YOU CAN'TDO THIS ALONE !
LET ME GO TOO.
YOU CAN'TGO OUT THERE.
YOU'LL FREEZE TO DEATH.
ALRIGHT, COME ONBOTH OF YOU !
WE'VE GOT TOPULL TOGETHER
EVERY WARM PIECE OFCLOTHING WE CAN FIND !
HAAGHGHGH...
STEVEN !
STEVEN YOU HAVE TOKEEP MOVING !
I CAN'T GO ON...FEEL SO HOT !
FEELING WARMTHIS A SYMPTOM OF
THE LAST STAGESOF HYPOTHERMIA.
OH JESUS...I FEEL WARM TOO !
YEAH, ME TOO.
STEVEN WE'VE GOT TOKEEP MOVING !
WE'RE IN DEEPHYPOTHERMIA, ALL OF US !
WE'VE GOT TO KEEPTHE BLOOD FLOWING !
MAYBE WE SHOULDSTRIP THESE JACKETS OFF
AND WARM OUR BODIESNEXT TO EACH OTHER !
DON'T BE A FAG.
COME ON...WE CAN MAKE IT.
WE HAVE TO TRY !
COME ON PEOPLE WE'RERUNNING OUT OF TIME !
WE NEED ALLARMY HELICOPTERS
TO THE SOUTHERN STATESFOR EVACUATION NOW !
SIR, MORE PEOPLEIN BEAVERTON ARE CALLING !
THEY SAY THEY'RE TRAPPEDIN FLOODS AND FIRE NOW !
TELL THEM THAT THEGOVERNMENT CAN'T HELP THEM.
BUT THATWE'RE VERY SORRY.
YOU KNOWTHE PLAN PEOPLE !
WE CAN ONLY EVACUATE CITIZENSBELOW THIS LINE !
EXCUSE ME, GENERAL !
WHAT ?
WE'VE JUST COMPILEDSOME NEW INFORMATION.
THE FLOOD IN BEAVERTON
WASN'T CAUSED BYGLOBAL WARMING AFTER ALL !
WHAT ?
WE KNOW THE TRUTH NOW,WE KNOW WHAT CAUSED IT.
OH MY GOD !
QUICK, RADIOTHE HELICOPTERS !
HELP !
HELLLPPP !
DUDE, THIS WHOLE BUILDINGIS GOING TO COLLAPSE !
WE HAVE TOFIND A WAY OUT !
DON'T WORRY EVERYONE !
THE GOVERNMENT ISHERE TO SAVE YOU !
OH WELL,THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WHAT A SWIFTAND SPEEDY RESCUE !
COME ON, WE GOTTAGET TO THE ROOF !
OH JESUS,WE HAVE TO HURRY !
IT'S HELICOPTERS !
THEY FINALLY CAMETO HELP EVERYONE !
NOT SO FAST, KYLE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
HAND OVER THE GOLD !
WHAT GOLD ?
YOU KNOW WHATI'M TALKING ABOUT !
NO CARTMAN, I HAVE NO IDEAWHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
ALL JEWS CARRY GOLD
IN A LITTLE BAGAROUND THEIR NECKS.
HAND IT OVER !
GUYS, COME ON !
JEWS DO NOT CARRY GOLD
IN A LITTLE BAG AROUNDTHEIR NECKS, CARTMAN !
STOP PLAYING AROUND !
I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND, KYLE !
IF WE SURVIVE THIS I DON'TINTEND TO LIVE IN POVERTY !
GIVE ME YOURJEW GOLD NOW !
DUDE, WE DON'T HAVE TIMEFOR YOUR STUPID JOKES !
WE'RE GONNA DIE !
YES, BUT YOU CAN LIVEIF YOU GIVE ME YOUR JEW GOLD.
THE DECISION IS YOURS, KYLE.
GOD DAMMIT, YOU KNOWI DON'T CARRY GOLD
IN A LITTLE BAGAROUND MY NECK, CARTMAN !
WHAT DO YOUWANT FROM ME ?
I WANTYOUR JEW GOLD.
OKAY, FINE, HERE !
NOW LET'S GO !
DO YOU THINKI'M STUPID ?
I KNOW THAT ALL JEWS CARRY FAKEBAGS OF GOLD AROUND THEIR NECKS
TO KEEP THE REAL BAGS OF GOLDAROUND THEIR NECKS SAFE.
HAND OVER THE REALJEW GOLD, KYLE !
HA HA HA HAAA !
NO- NOOOOO !
HEY, WAIT UPYOU ASSHOLES, GOD !
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
s09e08 October 19, 2005
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.
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