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Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Season 9 E 8 • 10/19/2005

A Global Warming State of Emergency is declared in South Park as the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

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The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.

Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.

Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing."

Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O.

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S9 • E8

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

A Global Warming State of Emergency is declared in South Park as the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

Trapped in the Closet

Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out after Stan criticizes his "talent."

Make Love, Not Warcraft

The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

Medicinal Fried Chicken

Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.

Informative Murder Porn

The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction tokeep their parents from hurting each other.

Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.

The boys name their new start-up company, The Washington Redskins.

Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.

Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies.

PC Principal Final Justice

Kyle has chosen a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.

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