Poor People Don't Watch the News
Season 8 E 11 • 11/17/2004
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.
The Boys Pee on Their TeacherSouth ParkS8 E10
The meanest, dirtiest, toughest kid just got parole and chances are, he's gonna kill the boys for a betrayal they've kept secret since pre-school.
Yes YesSouth ParkS8 E10
History repeats itself and he boys get another five years of freedom when Cartman's TASER causes a sequence of events that puts Trent Boyett back in jail.
Trent's ReleaseSouth ParkS8 E10
Trent Boyett is finally released from juvenile hall and gets the crayons, marbles and a switchblade he came in with.
Massive SnuggieSouth ParkS8 E10
The doctor tells of Butters Snuggie injury. The Boys Worry they are next.
Your Mom's BoobsSouth ParkS8 E10
The sixth graders will help protect the boys, but only on one condition
Nipples on Cartman's AssSouth ParkS8 E10
The boys try to use Cartman's ass to fake Stan's Mom's breasts.
Hottest Tits I've Ever SeenSouth ParkS8 E10
The boys help their sixth grade bodyguards see the hottest boobs they've ever seen.
Texas Chili BowlSouth ParkS8 E10
The sixth graders all end up in the hospital after crossing Trent Boyett.
Stop Crying TurdSouth ParkS8 E10
Stan's sister offers protection, but only if the boys admit what they've done.
Dude, Bail?South ParkS8 E11
The boys' report gets incredible ratings. Mr. Meryl approves them for twenty-seven new episodes.
Poor People Don't Watch the NewsSouth ParkS8 E11
Over pizza at Whistlin' Willies, the boys decide that they've worked too hard to let Craig's show beat them in the ratings. They vow to make their show better.
I Feel Bowling Ball-ishSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys take cough medicine to help them think of ideas for their show.
Tigger Yum YumSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys, as the Sexy Action News Team, investigate the dark and lonely world of rampant cough medicine abuse at South Park Elementary.
Super School NewsSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys report on South Park's Elementary lunch, sports, weather and celebrity watch.
4 RatingSouth ParkS8 E11
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news show based on their low ratings and Craig's substantially higher ratings.
Sexy Action School News TeamSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys decide to revamp their show's image and rename it "Sexy Action News Team." Cartman pulls Tolkien aside and asks him to speak more "white" on the air.
Panda Bear Madness MinuteSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys debut the Sexy Action News, which has the raisin girls, more gossip and dancing panda bears.
Who's Got Skid Marks MondaySouth ParkS8 E11
Jimmy interviews the Vice President Dick Cheney but Cartman says it is too boring for their news show.
Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing HatsSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys discover that Craig's new show, "Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats," has beat them in the ratings and they're all getting failing marks.
Crab PeopleSouth ParkS8 E11
When the boys can't come up with an idea for the best episode ever, they plan to drink cough medicine to help them think.