Sexy Action School News Team
Season 8 E 11 • 11/17/2004
The boys overhaul their news program.
South ParkS8 E10Nipples on Cartman's Ass
The boys try to use Cartman's ass to fake Stan's Mom's breasts.
South ParkS8 E10Hottest Tits I've Ever Seen
The boys help their sixth grade bodyguards see the hottest boobs they've ever seen.
South ParkS8 E10Texas Chili Bowl
The sixth graders all end up in the hospital after crossing Trent Boyett.
South ParkS8 E10Stop Crying Turd
Stan's sister offers protection, but only if the boys admit what they've done.
South ParkS8 E11Dude, Bail?
The boys' report gets incredible ratings. Mr. Meryl approves them for twenty-seven new episodes.
South ParkS8 E11Poor People Don't Watch the News
Over pizza at Whistlin' Willies, the boys decide that they've worked too hard to let Craig's show beat them in the ratings. They vow to make their show better.
South ParkS8 E11I Feel Bowling Ball-ish
The boys take cough medicine to help them think of ideas for their show.
South ParkS8 E11Tigger Yum Yum
The boys, as the Sexy Action News Team, investigate the dark and lonely world of rampant cough medicine abuse at South Park Elementary.
South ParkS8 E11Super School News
The boys report on South Park's Elementary lunch, sports, weather and celebrity watch.
South ParkS8 E114 Rating
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news show based on their low ratings and Craig's substantially higher ratings.
South ParkS8 E11Sexy Action School News Team
The boys decide to revamp their show's image and rename it "Sexy Action News Team." Cartman pulls Tolkien aside and asks him to speak more "white" on the air.
South ParkS8 E11Panda Bear Madness Minute
The boys debut the Sexy Action News, which has the raisin girls, more gossip and dancing panda bears.
South ParkS8 E11Who's Got Skid Marks Monday
Jimmy interviews the Vice President Dick Cheney but Cartman says it is too boring for their news show.
South ParkS8 E11Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats
The boys discover that Craig's new show, "Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats," has beat them in the ratings and they're all getting failing marks.
South ParkS8 E11Crab People
When the boys can't come up with an idea for the best episode ever, they plan to drink cough medicine to help them think.
South ParkS8 E11Trip Balls
The boys buy cold medicine, thanks to their helpful pharmacist.
South ParkS8 E11The School Is High on Cough Medicine
The boys realize that Craig's show is popular because half the school is high on cough medicine.
South ParkS8 E12Stupid Spoiled Whore Store
Paris Hilton stumbles into South Park for the grand opening of her Stupid Spoiled Whore Store. Wendy is concerned that all the girls in town can't wait to get sluttified.
South ParkS8 E12Her Father's Support
If every woman in town wants to be a slut, Mr. Testaburger doesn't see any reason in being a chauvinist, and repressing Wendy's right to be the stupidest whore in South Park.
South ParkS8 E12Wendy Not Invited
Wendy is too straight for Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore sleepover party, where all the boys are invited to spend the night and play stupid, slutty games.