Poor People Don't Watch the NewsSouth ParkS8 E11
Over pizza at Whistlin' Willies, the boys decide that they've worked too hard to let Craig's show beat them in the ratings. They vow to make their show better.
I Feel Bowling Ball-ishSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys take cough medicine to help them think of ideas for their show.
Tigger Yum YumSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys, as the Sexy Action News Team, investigate the dark and lonely world of rampant cough medicine abuse at South Park Elementary.
Super School NewsSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys report on South Park's Elementary lunch, sports, weather and celebrity watch.
4 RatingSouth ParkS8 E11
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news show based on their low ratings and Craig's substantially higher ratings.
Sexy Action School News TeamSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys decide to revamp their show's image and rename it "Sexy Action News Team." Cartman pulls Tolkien aside and asks him to speak more "white" on the air.
Panda Bear Madness MinuteSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys debut the Sexy Action News, which has the raisin girls, more gossip and dancing panda bears.
Who's Got Skid Marks MondaySouth ParkS8 E11
Jimmy interviews the Vice President Dick Cheney but Cartman says it is too boring for their news show.
Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing HatsSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys discover that Craig's new show, "Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats," has beat them in the ratings and they're all getting failing marks.
Crab PeopleSouth ParkS8 E11
When the boys can't come up with an idea for the best episode ever, they plan to drink cough medicine to help them think.
Trip BallsSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys buy cold medicine, thanks to their helpful pharmacist.
The School Is High on Cough MedicineSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys realize that Craig's show is popular because half the school is high on cough medicine.
Stupid Spoiled Whore StoreSouth ParkS8 E12
Paris Hilton stumbles into South Park for the grand opening of her Stupid Spoiled Whore Store. Wendy is concerned that all the girls in town can't wait to get sluttified.
Her Father's SupportSouth ParkS8 E12
If every woman in town wants to be a slut, Mr. Testaburger doesn't see any reason in being a chauvinist, and repressing Wendy's right to be the stupidest whore in South Park.
Wendy Not InvitedSouth ParkS8 E12
Wendy is too straight for Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore sleepover party, where all the boys are invited to spend the night and play stupid, slutty games.
Dog SuicideSouth ParkS8 E12
When Paris Hilton won't quit her incessant mindless chatter, her chihuahua, Tinkerbell, puts himself out of his misery.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video PlaysetSouth ParkS8 E12
With the release of the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, all the little girls in town want to make nasty videos of themselves and post them on the internet. Wendy isn't interested.
Mr. BigglesSouth ParkS8 E12
Paris Hilton forgets about her dead dog when she sees Butters on the side of the road. She's plans to dress him in a bear costume and call him Mr. Biggles.
Paris Makes an OfferSouth ParkS8 E12
Paris Hilton offers the Stotches a great deal of money for Butters. After drinking too much, Paris passes out and Butters sneaks a touch.
Butters is SoldSouth ParkS8 E12
Butters' parents convince him that if he can raise $250 million, they won't sell him to Paris Hilton.