South Park

I'm Not a Runner!

Season 28 E 4 • 11/27/2025

Tolkien tries to catch Cartman and get this game console back.

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02:42

FOX NEWS FAKE NEWS ALERT
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Fox News tries to cope with some upsetting news until the President reassures them it's just Fake News.
11/13/2025
01:32

Bluey On Trial
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Butters confesses to making the original AI videos of Red and explains that he was inspired by the fake AI videos Cartman amde to skip school.
11/13/2025
01:31

The Boy is Fat and Authoritative
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In an attempt to throw off any suspicion, Peter Thiel creates Sora 2 videos of Cartman reassuring everyone that Cartman is recovering and safe. Meanwhile Cartman is pissed that anyone can make him do anything... for free.
11/13/2025
01:25

We Have Trump's Approval Now
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Peter Thiel continues to make Sora 2 videos of Cartman. Meanwhile, the relationship between the president and the Vice President heats up.
11/13/2025
01:24

We Need to Respect Each Other
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After Red and the other girls make an AI video about Kyle, the boys decide to fight fire with fire.
11/13/2025
01:52

Sending The Department of War
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The Secretary of War demands Peter Thiel be released from the Park County Jail, but Chief Harris has some issues with that order.
11/27/2025
01:01

This is OUR Content
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With the South Park Turkey Trot in full swing, ICE shows up to support the Department of War and get some more "likes".
11/27/2025
01:44

You Want Me On Your Team
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Excited to win $5000 the boys form a a team for the annual South Park Turkey Trot.
11/27/2025
01:16

Fire the Tear Gas
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Pete Hegseth goes to war against the South Park Turkey Trot.
11/27/2025
01:18

Breaking Down the Science
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The morning of the big South Park Turkey Trot, everyone is ready for a great race - except for the boys who are missing a teammate.
11/27/2025
00:44

I'm Not a Runner!
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Tolkien tries to catch Cartman and get this game console back.
11/27/2025