80-Foot SatelliteSouth ParkS1 E1
Cartman won't to admit to the Visitors' existence, even after a giant 80-foot satellite emerges from his butt.
Alien AbductionSouth ParkS1 E1
Ike gets left behind as the boys load the bus for school and is abducted by aliens.
Inside Out CowsSouth ParkS1 E1
Something funny is going on in South Park, and cattle are turning inside-out.
Flaming GasSouth ParkS1 E1
Mr. Garrison's hand puppet won't let Kyle be excused from class to save his abducted little brother from the Visitors.
Under Alien ControlSouth ParkS1 E1
Cartman's flaming farts are out of control. The thing in his butt is an alien device that makes him sing and dance.
Powdered Donut Pancake SurpriseSouth ParkS1 E1
Cartman can't resist his mom's comfort food even though all the kids are calling him fat.
No KittySouth ParkS1 E1
Judging by the mysterious crop circles, Cartman is a key factor in the Visitors' master plan
Moo Moo MooSouth ParkS1 E1
Ike gets rescued. The Visitors discover cows are the most intelligent beings on Earth and leave them with an ingenious device.
I Love to SingaSouth ParkS1 E1
The Visitors left the cows a device to control humans. Cartman gets pinkeye from Scott Baio.
Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?South ParkS1 E2
Cartman and Stan argue about Dolphins, Eskimos, and whether Cartman deserves to have won the essay contest.
Essay Contest WinnerSouth ParkS1 E2
The boys discuss the pros and cons of rainbows before learning that Cartman won the "Save Our Fragile Planet" essay contest.
Missed ShotsSouth ParkS1 E2
Mr. Garrison takes a shot, but hits Kenny. With Kathie Lee gone, no one cares about Cartman plagiarizing his essay.
Serenading Kathie LeeSouth ParkS1 E2
As Mr. Garrison is frustrated by Kathie Lee's protective bubble, Chef sings about all the things he'd like to do to her.
Kathie Lee is ComingSouth ParkS1 E2
The Mayor and her aides discuss how best to ready South Park for Kathie Lee Gifford's arrival.
Chef's ExcitedSouth ParkS1 E2
Chef is excited to perform at the ceremony for Kathie Lee Gifford. He believes she's "a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy."
Painful MemoriesSouth ParkS1 E2
Mr. Hat talks Garrison into killing Kathie Lee Gifford after they relive the painful memory of when she beat him at a children's talent show.
The Mayor's AnnouncementSouth ParkS1 E2
The Mayor stops by to tell the class that they'll be putting on a play for Kathie Lee about the history of South Park, directed by Mr. Garrison.
Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!South ParkS1 E2
Cartman sees a commercial for Weight Gain 4000. Wanting to become a Beefcake as soon as possible, he sends his mom to the store to buy some.