South Park
Missed Shots
Season 1 E 2 • 08/20/1997

Mr. Garrison takes a shot, but hits Kenny. With Kathie Lee gone, no one cares about Cartman plagiarizing his essay.

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01:46

South ParkS1 E1
Flaming Gas

Mr. Garrison's hand puppet won't let Kyle be excused from class to save his abducted little brother from the Visitors.
08/13/1997
00:28

South ParkS1 E1
People Train

South Park's cows try to get on a train to Denver.
08/13/1997
00:44

South ParkS1 E1
Under Alien Control

Cartman's flaming farts are out of control. The thing in his butt is an alien device that makes him sing and dance.
08/13/1997
01:20

South ParkS1 E1
Aliens Kill Kenny

Aliens kill Kenny, but Cartman is still in denial.
08/13/1997
00:43

South ParkS1 E1
Powdered Donut Pancake Surprise

Cartman can't resist his mom's comfort food even though all the kids are calling him fat.
08/13/1997
02:06

South ParkS1 E1
No Kitty

Judging by the mysterious crop circles, Cartman is a key factor in the Visitors' master plan
08/13/1997
02:11

South ParkS1 E1
Moo Moo Moo

Ike gets rescued. The Visitors discover cows are the most intelligent beings on Earth and leave them with an ingenious device.
08/13/1997
01:00

South ParkS1 E1
I Love to Singa

The Visitors left the cows a device to control humans. Cartman gets pinkeye from Scott Baio.
08/13/1997
00:39

South ParkS1 E2
Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?

Cartman and Stan argue about Dolphins, Eskimos, and whether Cartman deserves to have won the essay contest.
08/20/1997
02:19

South ParkS1 E2
Essay Contest Winner

The boys discuss the pros and cons of rainbows before learning that Cartman won the "Save Our Fragile Planet" essay contest.
08/20/1997
03:25

South ParkS1 E2
Missed Shots

Mr. Garrison takes a shot, but hits Kenny. With Kathie Lee gone, no one cares about Cartman plagiarizing his essay.
08/20/1997
01:45

South ParkS1 E2
Serenading Kathie Lee

As Mr. Garrison is frustrated by Kathie Lee's protective bubble, Chef sings about all the things he'd like to do to her.
08/20/1997
00:45

South ParkS1 E2
Kathie Lee is Coming

The Mayor and her aides discuss how best to ready South Park for Kathie Lee Gifford's arrival.
08/20/1997
00:45

South ParkS1 E2
Chef's Excited

Chef is excited to perform at the ceremony for Kathie Lee Gifford. He believes she's "a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy."
08/20/1997
01:32

South ParkS1 E2
Painful Memories

Mr. Hat talks Garrison into killing Kathie Lee Gifford after they relive the painful memory of when she beat him at a children's talent show.
08/20/1997
00:58

South ParkS1 E2
The Mayor's Announcement

The Mayor stops by to tell the class that they'll be putting on a play for Kathie Lee about the history of South Park, directed by Mr. Garrison.
08/20/1997
01:00

South ParkS1 E2
Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!

Cartman sees a commercial for Weight Gain 4000. Wanting to become a Beefcake as soon as possible, he sends his mom to the store to buy some.
08/20/1997
01:09

South ParkS1 E2
94 Pound Beefcake

While waiting for the school bus, Cartman brags to the boys about his overnight jump from 90 to 94 pounds.
08/20/1997
01:49

South ParkS1 E2
Garrison is Dismissed

The class shows off its "Story of South Park" play to the Mayor, but she finds it too violent. Garrison is dismissed as director.
08/20/1997
00:53

South ParkS1 E2
Wendy Wants the Truth

Mr. Garrison decides to let Mr. Hat kill Kathie Lee. As Cartman gets fatter, Wendy plans to find the truth about his winning paper.
08/20/1997
00:40

South ParkS1 E2
Buying a Gun

Mr. Garrison buys a gun from Jimbo so he and Mr. Hat can kill Kathie Lee Gifford.
08/20/1997