South Park

Missed Shots

Season 1 E 2 • 08/20/1997

Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.

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00:28

People Train
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South Park's cows try to get on a train to Denver.
08/13/1997
00:44

Under Alien Control
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Cartman's flaming farts are out of control. The thing in his butt is an alien device that makes him sing and dance.
08/13/1997
01:20

Aliens Kill Kenny
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Aliens kill Kenny.
08/13/1997
00:43

Powdered Donut Pancake Surprise
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Cartman can't resist his mom's comfort food even though all the kids are calling him fat.
08/13/1997
02:06

No Kitty
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Judging by the mysterious crop circles, Cartman is a key factor in the Visitors' master plan
08/13/1997
02:11

Moo Moo Moo
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Ike gets rescued. The Visitors discover cows are the most intelligent beings on Earth and leave them with an ingenious device.
08/13/1997
01:00

I Love to Singa
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The Visitors left the cows a device to control humans. Cartman gets pinkeye from Scott Baio.
08/13/1997
00:43

Under Alien Control
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Cartman is under alien control via the thing in his butt.
08/17/1997
00:39

Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?
South ParkS1 E2

Cartman and Stan argue about Dolphins, Eskimos, and whether Cartman deserves to have won the essay contest.
08/20/1997
02:19

Essay Contest Winner
South ParkS1 E2

The boys discuss the pros and cons of rainbows before learning that Cartman won the "Save Our Fragile Planet" essay contest.
08/20/1997
03:25

Missed Shots
South ParkS1 E2

Mr. Garrison takes a shot, but hits Kenny. With Kathie Lee gone, no one cares about Cartman plagiarizing his essay.
08/20/1997
01:45

Serenading Kathie Lee
South ParkS1 E2

As Mr. Garrison is frustrated by Kathie Lee's protective bubble, Chef sings about all the things he'd like to do to her.
08/20/1997
00:45

Kathie Lee is Coming
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The Mayor and her aides discuss how best to ready South Park for Kathie Lee Gifford's arrival.
08/20/1997
00:45

Chef's Excited
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Chef is excited to perform at the ceremony for Kathie Lee Gifford. He believes she's "a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy."
08/20/1997
01:32

Painful Memories
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Mr. Hat talks Garrison into killing Kathie Lee Gifford after they relive the painful memory of when she beat him at a children's talent show.
08/20/1997
00:58

The Mayor's Announcement
South ParkS1 E2

The Mayor stops by to tell the class that they'll be putting on a play for Kathie Lee about the history of South Park, directed by Mr. Garrison.
08/20/1997
01:00

Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
South ParkS1 E2

Cartman sees a commercial for Weight Gain 4000. Wanting to become a Beefcake as soon as possible, he sends his mom to the store to buy some.
08/20/1997
01:09

94 Pound Beefcake
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While waiting for the school bus, Cartman brags to the boys about his overnight jump from 90 to 94 pounds.
08/20/1997
01:49

Garrison is Dismissed
South ParkS1 E2

The class shows off its "Story of South Park" play to the Mayor, but she finds it too violent. Garrison is dismissed as director.
08/20/1997
00:53

Wendy Wants the Truth
South ParkS1 E2

Mr. Garrison decides to let Mr. Hat kill Kathie Lee. As Cartman gets fatter, Wendy plans to find the truth about his winning paper.
08/20/1997
00:40

Buying a Gun
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Mr. Garrison buys a gun from Jimbo so he and Mr. Hat can kill Kathie Lee Gifford.
08/20/1997