South Park

80-Foot Satellite

Season 1 E 1 • 08/13/1997

A giant satellite emerges from Cartman's ass.

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02:45

South ParkS1 E1
Kick the Baby

Kyle won't let Ike go to school with him and Cartman has a nightmare about being probed by aliens.
08/13/1997
03:09

South ParkS1 E1
Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device

Kyle tries to devise a way to ditch school and save his little brother. Chef sings a song to cheer up the boys.
08/13/1997
02:32

South ParkS1 E1
80-Foot Satellite

Cartman won't to admit to the Visitors' existence, even after a giant 80-foot satellite emerges from his butt.
08/13/1997
01:17

South ParkS1 E1
Alien Abduction

Ike gets left behind as the boys load the bus for school and is abducted by aliens.
08/13/1997
00:54

South ParkS1 E1
Inside Out Cows

Something funny is going on in South Park, and cattle are turning inside-out.
08/13/1997
01:46

South ParkS1 E1
Flaming Gas

Mr. Garrison's hand puppet won't let Kyle be excused from class to save his abducted little brother from the Visitors.
08/13/1997
00:28

South ParkS1 E1
People Train

South Park's cows try to get on a train to Denver.
08/13/1997
00:44

South ParkS1 E1
Under Alien Control

Cartman's flaming farts are out of control. The thing in his butt is an alien device that makes him sing and dance.
08/13/1997
01:20

South ParkS1 E1
Aliens Kill Kenny

Aliens kill Kenny, but Cartman is still in denial.
08/13/1997
00:43

South ParkS1 E1
Powdered Donut Pancake Surprise

Cartman can't resist his mom's comfort food even though all the kids are calling him fat.
08/13/1997
02:06

South ParkS1 E1
No Kitty

Judging by the mysterious crop circles, Cartman is a key factor in the Visitors' master plan
08/13/1997
02:11

South ParkS1 E1
Moo Moo Moo

Ike gets rescued. The Visitors discover cows are the most intelligent beings on Earth and leave them with an ingenious device.
08/13/1997
01:00

South ParkS1 E1
I Love to Singa

The Visitors left the cows a device to control humans. Cartman gets pinkeye from Scott Baio.
08/13/1997