South Park
80-Foot Satellite
Season 1 E 1 • 12/31/2018
Cartman won't to admit to the Visitors' existence, even after a giant 80-foot satellite emerges from his butt.
Tags:WendyGarrisonStanKyleCartmanKennyaliensRudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerCheffarts
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