South ParkS1 E1Moo Moo Moo
Ike gets rescued. The Visitors discover cows are the most intelligent beings on Earth and leave them with an ingenious device.
South ParkS1 E1I Love to Singa
The Visitors left the cows a device to control humans. Cartman gets pinkeye from Scott Baio.
South ParkS1 E2Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?
Cartman and Stan argue about Dolphins, Eskimos, and whether Cartman deserves to have won the essay contest.
South ParkS1 E2Essay Contest Winner
The boys discuss the pros and cons of rainbows before learning that Cartman won the "Save Our Fragile Planet" essay contest.
South ParkS1 E2Missed Shots
Mr. Garrison takes a shot, but hits Kenny. With Kathie Lee gone, no one cares about Cartman plagiarizing his essay.
South ParkS1 E2Serenading Kathie Lee
As Mr. Garrison is frustrated by Kathie Lee's protective bubble, Chef sings about all the things he'd like to do to her.
South ParkS1 E2Kathie Lee is Coming
The Mayor and her aides discuss how best to ready South Park for Kathie Lee Gifford's arrival.
South ParkS1 E2Chef's Excited
Chef is excited to perform at the ceremony for Kathie Lee Gifford. He believes she's "a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy."
South ParkS1 E2Painful Memories
Mr. Hat talks Garrison into killing Kathie Lee Gifford after they relive the painful memory of when she beat him at a children's talent show.
South ParkS1 E2The Mayor's Announcement
The Mayor stops by to tell the class that they'll be putting on a play for Kathie Lee about the history of South Park, directed by Mr. Garrison.
South ParkS1 E2Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
Cartman sees a commercial for Weight Gain 4000. Wanting to become a Beefcake as soon as possible, he sends his mom to the store to buy some.
South ParkS1 E294 Pound Beefcake
While waiting for the school bus, Cartman brags to the boys about his overnight jump from 90 to 94 pounds.
South ParkS1 E2Garrison is Dismissed
The class shows off its "Story of South Park" play to the Mayor, but she finds it too violent. Garrison is dismissed as director.
South ParkS1 E2Wendy Wants the Truth
Mr. Garrison decides to let Mr. Hat kill Kathie Lee. As Cartman gets fatter, Wendy plans to find the truth about his winning paper.
South ParkS1 E2Buying a Gun
Mr. Garrison buys a gun from Jimbo so he and Mr. Hat can kill Kathie Lee Gifford.
South ParkS1 E2Finding the Truth
Wendy breaks into the classroom to find Cartman's essay. She hides when Mr. Garrison shows up talking about killing Kathie Lee.
South ParkS1 E2Must Stop Garrison
Kathie Lee is late, giving Mr. Garrison time to find the perfect place to shoot her. Wendy tells the boys of Garrison's plans for murder.
South ParkS1 E2Follow Your Dreams
Mr. Garrison is stuck in a mental ward because of Mr. Hat's psychosis. Chef and Kathie Lee lay in bed watching a grossly obese Cartman tell Geraldo's audience to follow their dreams.
South ParkS1 E3Stop, Drop and Roll
When the campfire isn't cooking the wienies, Ned uses "the old Indian fire trick" -- pouring gas on the fire -- to help move things along.
South ParkS1 E3Oh My God, A Volcano!
Stan's Dad -- who's on duty at the South Park Center for Seismic Activity -- needs to figure out what it means when the needle starts moving and the mountain starts to smoke.