South Park

No Kitty

Season 1 E 1 • 08/13/1997

Crop circles reveal contact by the Visitors.

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02:45

Kick the Baby
South ParkS1 E1

Kyle won't let Ike go to school with him and Cartman has a nightmare about being probed by aliens.
08/13/1997
03:09

Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device
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Kyle tries to devise a way to ditch school and save his little brother. Chef sings a song to cheer up the boys.
08/13/1997
02:32

80-Foot Satellite
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Cartman won't to admit to the Visitors' existence, even after a giant 80-foot satellite emerges from his butt.
08/13/1997
01:17

Alien Abduction
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Ike gets left behind as the boys load the bus for school and is abducted by aliens.
08/13/1997
00:54

Inside Out Cows
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Something funny is going on in South Park, and cattle are turning inside-out.
08/13/1997
01:46

Flaming Gas
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Mr. Garrison's hand puppet won't let Kyle be excused from class to save his abducted little brother from the Visitors.
08/13/1997
00:28

People Train
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South Park's cows try to get on a train to Denver.
08/13/1997
00:44

Under Alien Control
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Cartman's flaming farts are out of control. The thing in his butt is an alien device that makes him sing and dance.
08/13/1997
01:20

Aliens Kill Kenny
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Aliens kill Kenny.
08/13/1997
00:43

Powdered Donut Pancake Surprise
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Cartman can't resist his mom's comfort food even though all the kids are calling him fat.
08/13/1997
02:06

No Kitty
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Judging by the mysterious crop circles, Cartman is a key factor in the Visitors' master plan
08/13/1997
02:11

Moo Moo Moo
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Ike gets rescued. The Visitors discover cows are the most intelligent beings on Earth and leave them with an ingenious device.
08/13/1997
01:00

I Love to Singa
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The Visitors left the cows a device to control humans. Cartman gets pinkeye from Scott Baio.
08/13/1997
00:43

Under Alien Control
South ParkS1 E1

Cartman is under alien control via the thing in his butt.
08/17/1997
00:39

Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?
South ParkS1 E2

Cartman and Stan argue about Dolphins, Eskimos, and whether Cartman deserves to have won the essay contest.
08/20/1997
02:19

Essay Contest Winner
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The boys discuss the pros and cons of rainbows before learning that Cartman won the "Save Our Fragile Planet" essay contest.
08/20/1997
03:25

Missed Shots
South ParkS1 E2

Mr. Garrison takes a shot, but hits Kenny. With Kathie Lee gone, no one cares about Cartman plagiarizing his essay.
08/20/1997
01:45

Serenading Kathie Lee
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As Mr. Garrison is frustrated by Kathie Lee's protective bubble, Chef sings about all the things he'd like to do to her.
08/20/1997
00:45

Kathie Lee is Coming
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The Mayor and her aides discuss how best to ready South Park for Kathie Lee Gifford's arrival.
08/20/1997
00:45

Chef's Excited
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Chef is excited to perform at the ceremony for Kathie Lee Gifford. He believes she's "a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy."
08/20/1997
01:32

Painful Memories
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Mr. Hat talks Garrison into killing Kathie Lee Gifford after they relive the painful memory of when she beat him at a children's talent show.
08/20/1997