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No Kitty
Season 1 E 1 • 08/13/1997
Judging by the mysterious crop circles, Cartman is a key factor in the Visitors' master plan
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Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
Wendy
Mr. Kitty
local news team
supernatural
Cartman's Mom
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02:45
South Park
S1 E1
Kick the Baby
Kyle won't let Ike go to school with him and Cartman has a nightmare about being probed by aliens.
08/13/1997
03:09
South Park
S1 E1
Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device
Kyle tries to devise a way to ditch school and save his little brother. Chef sings a song to cheer up the boys.
08/13/1997
02:32
South Park
S1 E1
80-Foot Satellite
Cartman won't to admit to the Visitors' existence, even after a giant 80-foot satellite emerges from his butt.
08/13/1997
01:17
South Park
S1 E1
Alien Abduction
Ike gets left behind as the boys load the bus for school and is abducted by aliens.
08/13/1997
00:54
South Park
S1 E1
Inside Out Cows
Something funny is going on in South Park, and cattle are turning inside-out.
08/13/1997
01:46
South Park
S1 E1
Flaming Gas
Mr. Garrison's hand puppet won't let Kyle be excused from class to save his abducted little brother from the Visitors.
08/13/1997
00:28
South Park
S1 E1
People Train
South Park's cows try to get on a train to Denver.
08/13/1997
00:44
South Park
S1 E1
Under Alien Control
Cartman's flaming farts are out of control. The thing in his butt is an alien device that makes him sing and dance.
08/13/1997
01:20
South Park
S1 E1
Aliens Kill Kenny
Aliens kill Kenny, but Cartman is still in denial.
08/13/1997
00:43
South Park
S1 E1
Powdered Donut Pancake Surprise
Cartman can't resist his mom's comfort food even though all the kids are calling him fat.
08/13/1997
02:06
South Park
S1 E1
No Kitty
Judging by the mysterious crop circles, Cartman is a key factor in the Visitors' master plan
08/13/1997
02:11
South Park
S1 E1
Moo Moo Moo
Ike gets rescued. The Visitors discover cows are the most intelligent beings on Earth and leave them with an ingenious device.
08/13/1997
01:00
South Park
S1 E1
I Love to Singa
The Visitors left the cows a device to control humans. Cartman gets pinkeye from Scott Baio.
08/13/1997
00:39
South Park
S1 E2
Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?
Cartman and Stan argue about Dolphins, Eskimos, and whether Cartman deserves to have won the essay contest.
08/20/1997
02:19
South Park
S1 E2
Essay Contest Winner
The boys discuss the pros and cons of rainbows before learning that Cartman won the "Save Our Fragile Planet" essay contest.
08/20/1997
03:25
South Park
S1 E2
Missed Shots
Mr. Garrison takes a shot, but hits Kenny. With Kathie Lee gone, no one cares about Cartman plagiarizing his essay.
08/20/1997
01:45
South Park
S1 E2
Serenading Kathie Lee
As Mr. Garrison is frustrated by Kathie Lee's protective bubble, Chef sings about all the things he'd like to do to her.
08/20/1997
00:45
South Park
S1 E2
Kathie Lee is Coming
The Mayor and her aides discuss how best to ready South Park for Kathie Lee Gifford's arrival.
08/20/1997
00:45
South Park
S1 E2
Chef's Excited
Chef is excited to perform at the ceremony for Kathie Lee Gifford. He believes she's "a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy."
08/20/1997
01:32
South Park
S1 E2
Painful Memories
Mr. Hat talks Garrison into killing Kathie Lee Gifford after they relive the painful memory of when she beat him at a children's talent show.
08/20/1997
00:58
South Park
S1 E2
The Mayor's Announcement
The Mayor stops by to tell the class that they'll be putting on a play for Kathie Lee about the history of South Park, directed by Mr. Garrison.
08/20/1997