South Park
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Season 5 E 9 • 11/07/2001
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
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01:22
South ParkS5 E8
A Towel's Ransom
The military asks the boys if they've happened to see a talking towel. Hours later they get a phone call asking for Towelie in exchange for their missing Okama Gamesphere.
08/08/2001
00:43
South ParkS5 E8
Towel Call
With their Okama Gamesphere held for ransom, the boys desperately search for Towelie.
08/08/2001
01:46
South ParkS5 E8
It's a Trap!
The boys take Towelie to the gas station outside of town to exchange him for their Okama Gamesphere. It turns out to be a trap.
08/08/2001
00:28
South ParkS5 E8
Towelie Merchandise
A fake, live-action commercial for Towelie merchandise.
08/08/2001
01:09
South ParkS5 E8
Riding Towelie
The boys drive to Towelie's home base in the middle of nowhere, but Towelie gets high and can't remember where he is, let alone the base.
08/08/2001
00:56
South ParkS5 E8
Mass Towelicide
In an effort to capture Towelie, the military destroys every towel within a thousand-mile radius.
08/08/2001
01:49
South ParkS5 E8
Tynacorp
When the boys finally make it to Tynacorp, they don't care about Towelie's history, they just want the location of their Okama Gamesphere
08/08/2001
00:38
South ParkS5 E8
Military Failure
At a secret government base, the military must admit that the fugitive towel has outsmarted them.
08/08/2001
01:37
South ParkS5 E8
Worst Character Ever
Towelie smokes enough pot to save the boys and get them back to playing the Okama Gamesphere again.
08/08/2001
01:00
South ParkS5 E9
Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
11/07/2001
02:15
South ParkS5 E9
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
11/07/2001
01:40
South ParkS5 E9
Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
11/07/2001
02:33
South ParkS5 E9
This Like East Denver
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
11/07/2001
01:15
South ParkS5 E9
Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
11/07/2001
01:18
South ParkS5 E9
Afghan South Park
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
11/07/2001
00:54
South ParkS5 E9
Towelie Ban
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
11/07/2001
00:56
South ParkS5 E9
Oh God It Was Horrible
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
11/07/2001
01:16
South ParkS5 E9
These People Are Insane
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
11/07/2001
01:14
South ParkS5 E9
Terrorist Related Aids
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
11/07/2001
01:12
South ParkS5 E9
What's Up Bin Laden
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
11/07/2001
00:30
South ParkS5 E9
Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
11/07/2001