Season 5 E 8 • 11/07/2001
The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.
Mass TowelicideSouth ParkS5 E7
In an effort to capture Towelie, the military destroys every towel within a thousand-mile radius.
TynacorpSouth ParkS5 E7
When the boys finally make it to Tynacorp, they don't care about Towelie's history, they just want the location of their Okama Gamesphere
Military FailureSouth ParkS5 E7
At a secret government base, the military must admit that the fugitive towel has outsmarted them.
Worst Character EverSouth ParkS5 E7
Towelie smokes enough pot to save the boys and get them back to playing the Okama Gamesphere again.
Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!South ParkS5 E8
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
Big Brown Package From AfghanistanSouth ParkS5 E8
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
Looks Like We're Going To AfghanistanSouth ParkS5 E8
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
This Like East DenverSouth ParkS5 E8
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?South ParkS5 E8
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
Afghan South ParkSouth ParkS5 E8
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
Towelie BanSouth ParkS5 E8
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
Oh God It Was HorribleSouth ParkS5 E8
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
These People Are InsaneSouth ParkS5 E8
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
Terrorist Related AidsSouth ParkS5 E8
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
What's Up Bin LadenSouth ParkS5 E8
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!South ParkS5 E8
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
Tiny Ain't ItSouth ParkS5 E8
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
ButtholesSouth ParkS5 E8
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
Bin Laden Loves A CamelSouth ParkS5 E8
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
I've Got Stevie NicksSouth ParkS5 E8
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.