These People Are Insane
Season 5 E 8 • 11/07/2001
The boys are held captive in Osama bin Laden's cave.
South ParkS5 E8Military Failure
At a secret government base, the military must admit that the fugitive towel has outsmarted them.
South ParkS5 E8Worst Character Ever
Towelie smokes enough pot to save the boys and get them back to playing the Okama Gamesphere again.
South ParkS5 E8Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
South ParkS5 E8Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
South ParkS5 E8Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
South ParkS5 E8This Like East Denver
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
South ParkS5 E8Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
South ParkS5 E8Afghan South Park
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
South ParkS5 E8Towelie Ban
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
South ParkS5 E8Oh God It Was Horrible
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
South ParkS5 E8These People Are Insane
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
South ParkS5 E8Terrorist Related Aids
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
South ParkS5 E8What's Up Bin Laden
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
South ParkS5 E8Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
South ParkS5 E8Tiny Ain't It
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
South ParkS5 E8Buttholes
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
South ParkS5 E8Bin Laden Loves A Camel
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
South ParkS5 E8I've Got Stevie Nicks
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
South ParkS5 E8We Still Hate You
With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
South ParkS5 E8Fleetwood Mac
As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.