Season 5 E 7 • 08/08/2001
Towelie gets high to try and remember where the base is.
Bad ClonesSouth ParkS5 E7
The boys sneak in the military base only to find out that they've been double-crossed by Tynacorp, the people who actually have their Okama Gamesphere.
Finding What's ImportantSouth ParkS5 E7
As the complex plot unravels and a violent shootout breaks out behind them, the boys are oblivious as they finally get to play the Okama Gamesphere again.
FunkytownSouth ParkS5 E7
Towelie plays "Funkytown" on the keypad at the secret government base instead of entering the entrance code.
Trash Can GoldSouth ParkS5 E7
When Cartman finds Stan's mother's tampon in the bathroom trash, she is embarrassed into buying the boys a new video game system.
Meet TowelieSouth ParkS5 E7
The boys plan a whole weekend of playing their new Okama Gamesphere outside the toy store. Towelie shows up and gives them some useless advice.
Time FliesSouth ParkS5 E7
The boys cancel all other plans so that they can play the Okama Gamesphere all weekend long.
A Towel's RansomSouth ParkS5 E7
The military asks the boys if they've happened to see a talking towel. Hours later they get a phone call asking for Towelie in exchange for their missing Okama Gamesphere.
Towel CallSouth ParkS5 E7
With their Okama Gamesphere held for ransom, the boys desperately search for Towelie.
It's a Trap!South ParkS5 E7
The boys take Towelie to the gas station outside of town to exchange him for their Okama Gamesphere. It turns out to be a trap.
Towelie MerchandiseSouth ParkS5 E7
A fake, live-action commercial for Towelie merchandise.
Riding TowelieSouth ParkS5 E7
The boys drive to Towelie's home base in the middle of nowhere, but Towelie gets high and can't remember where he is, let alone the base.
Mass TowelicideSouth ParkS5 E7
In an effort to capture Towelie, the military destroys every towel within a thousand-mile radius.
TynacorpSouth ParkS5 E7
When the boys finally make it to Tynacorp, they don't care about Towelie's history, they just want the location of their Okama Gamesphere
Military FailureSouth ParkS5 E7
At a secret government base, the military must admit that the fugitive towel has outsmarted them.
Worst Character EverSouth ParkS5 E7
Towelie smokes enough pot to save the boys and get them back to playing the Okama Gamesphere again.
Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!South ParkS5 E8
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
Big Brown Package From AfghanistanSouth ParkS5 E8
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
Looks Like We're Going To AfghanistanSouth ParkS5 E8
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
This Like East DenverSouth ParkS5 E8
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?South ParkS5 E8
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.