Season 5 E 8 • 08/08/2001
With Towelie still at large, the military decides to blow up Colorado.
South ParkS5 E8Trash Can Gold
When Cartman finds Stan's mother's tampon in the bathroom trash, she is embarrassed into buying the boys a new video game system.
South ParkS5 E8Meet Towelie
The boys plan a whole weekend of playing their new Okama Gamesphere outside the toy store. Towelie shows up and gives them some useless advice.
South ParkS5 E8Time Flies
The boys cancel all other plans so that they can play the Okama Gamesphere all weekend long.
South ParkS5 E8A Towel's Ransom
The military asks the boys if they've happened to see a talking towel. Hours later they get a phone call asking for Towelie in exchange for their missing Okama Gamesphere.
South ParkS5 E8Towel Call
With their Okama Gamesphere held for ransom, the boys desperately search for Towelie.
South ParkS5 E8It's a Trap!
The boys take Towelie to the gas station outside of town to exchange him for their Okama Gamesphere. It turns out to be a trap.
South ParkS5 E8Towelie Merchandise
A fake, live-action commercial for Towelie merchandise.
South ParkS5 E8Riding Towelie
The boys drive to Towelie's home base in the middle of nowhere, but Towelie gets high and can't remember where he is, let alone the base.
South ParkS5 E8Mass Towelicide
In an effort to capture Towelie, the military destroys every towel within a thousand-mile radius.
South ParkS5 E8Tynacorp
When the boys finally make it to Tynacorp, they don't care about Towelie's history, they just want the location of their Okama Gamesphere
South ParkS5 E8Military Failure
At a secret government base, the military must admit that the fugitive towel has outsmarted them.
South ParkS5 E8Worst Character Ever
Towelie smokes enough pot to save the boys and get them back to playing the Okama Gamesphere again.
South ParkS5 E9Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
South ParkS5 E9Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
South ParkS5 E9Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
South ParkS5 E9This Like East Denver
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
South ParkS5 E9Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
South ParkS5 E9Afghan South Park
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
South ParkS5 E9Towelie Ban
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
South ParkS5 E9Oh God It Was Horrible
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.