South Park

Terrorist Related Aids

Season 5 E 9 • 11/07/2001

The military, thinking the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks hostage, prepares to mount a rescue effort.

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01:37

South ParkS5 E8
Worst Character Ever

Towelie smokes enough pot to save the boys and get them back to playing the Okama Gamesphere again.
08/08/2001
01:00

South ParkS5 E9
Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!

Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
11/07/2001
02:15

South ParkS5 E9
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan

When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
11/07/2001
01:40

South ParkS5 E9
Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan

Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
11/07/2001
02:33

South ParkS5 E9
This Like East Denver

The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
11/07/2001
01:15

South ParkS5 E9
Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?

The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
11/07/2001
01:18

South ParkS5 E9
Afghan South Park

Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
11/07/2001
00:54

South ParkS5 E9
Towelie Ban

The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
11/07/2001
00:56

South ParkS5 E9
Oh God It Was Horrible

The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
11/07/2001
01:16

South ParkS5 E9
These People Are Insane

The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
11/07/2001
01:14

South ParkS5 E9
Terrorist Related Aids

When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
11/07/2001
01:12

South ParkS5 E9
What's Up Bin Laden

The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
11/07/2001
00:30

South ParkS5 E9
Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!

The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
11/07/2001
00:42

South ParkS5 E9
Tiny Ain't It

Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
11/07/2001
00:26

South ParkS5 E9
Buttholes

The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
11/07/2001
00:52

South ParkS5 E9
Bin Laden Loves A Camel

Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
11/07/2001
01:10

South ParkS5 E9
I've Got Stevie Nicks

Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
11/07/2001
00:32

South ParkS5 E9
We Still Hate You

With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
11/07/2001
01:03

South ParkS5 E9
Fleetwood Mac

As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.
11/07/2001
02:09

South ParkS5 E10
Blowng a Fuse

The Thompsons go to Cartman's house to ask about their son. Cartman's sense of humor gets an overload when he sees their butt-faces
11/14/2001
01:56

South ParkS5 E10
Ben Assfleck

The Thompsons are reunited with their son, Ben Affleck. Cartman finds his funny again.
11/14/2001