South ParkS11 E8Forced Apology
After the Tourette's group therapy session, Kyle's parents make him apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.
South ParkS11 E8Dateline Commercial
Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC promotes his new special report on Tourette's Syndrome, featuring Eric Cartman.
South ParkS11 E8The Game is On
After Kyle vows not to let him go on live television, Cartman inexplicably tells him that he wet his bed last night.
South ParkS11 E8Cartman Panics
After being announced the Tourette's Syndrome spokesman, Cartman realizes he can't help but tell the truth, and his darkest secrets.
South ParkS11 E8Cartman Takes a Seat
Cartman tries to get out of appearing on Dateline. Chris Hansen sits him down, and explains how fatal that could be.
South ParkS11 E8Cartman Needs a Miracle
As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
South ParkS11 E8Kyle in Action
Kyle and Thomas try to sabotage the live taping of Dateline by luring pedophiles into the studio. where they ultimately shoot themselves.
South ParkS11 E8Pedophile Panic
Kyle's plan to stop the taping of Dateline, by having pedophiles show up and kill themselves, is a success. Craig and Thomas become friends.
South ParkS11 E8Answered Prayers
Although Kyle's plan was a success, he was still defeated by preventing Cartman from embarrassing himself on live TV.
South ParkS11 E9Randy Takes a Crap
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
South ParkS11 E9It's Otherworldly
When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
South ParkS11 E9Calling Guinness
Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
South ParkS11 E9Crap Verification
The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
South ParkS11 E9Bono's Broken Record
While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
South ParkS11 E9Upstaged By Bono
At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
South ParkS11 E9Randy Mourns His Loss
Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
South ParkS11 E9That Was No Fluke Crap
Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
South ParkS11 E9Bono's Demands
The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
South ParkS11 E9Randy's Ultrasound
Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
South ParkS11 E9Bono's Sore Spot
Stan tries talking Bono into letting his father be number one, just this once. Bono flips out when it's suggested he's number two.