Forced ApologySouth ParkS11 E8
After the Tourette's group therapy session, Kyle's parents make him apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.
Dateline CommercialSouth ParkS11 E8
Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC promotes his new special report on Tourette's Syndrome, featuring Eric Cartman.
The Game is OnSouth ParkS11 E8
After Kyle vows not to let him go on live television, Cartman inexplicably tells him that he wet his bed last night.
Cartman PanicsSouth ParkS11 E8
After being announced the Tourette's Syndrome spokesman, Cartman realizes he can't help but tell the truth, and his darkest secrets.
Cartman Takes a SeatSouth ParkS11 E8
Cartman tries to get out of appearing on Dateline. Chris Hansen sits him down, and explains how fatal that could be.
Cartman Needs a MiracleSouth ParkS11 E8
As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
Kyle in ActionSouth ParkS11 E8
Kyle and Thomas try to sabotage the live taping of Dateline by luring pedophiles into the studio. where they ultimately shoot themselves.
Pedophile PanicSouth ParkS11 E8
Kyle's plan to stop the taping of Dateline, by having pedophiles show up and kill themselves, is a success. Craig and Thomas become friends.
Answered PrayersSouth ParkS11 E8
Although Kyle's plan was a success, he was still defeated by preventing Cartman from embarrassing himself on live TV.
Randy Takes a CrapSouth ParkS11 E9
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
It's OtherworldlySouth ParkS11 E9
When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
Calling GuinnessSouth ParkS11 E9
Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
Crap VerificationSouth ParkS11 E9
The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
Bono's Broken RecordSouth ParkS11 E9
While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
Upstaged By BonoSouth ParkS11 E9
At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
Randy Mourns His LossSouth ParkS11 E9
Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
That Was No Fluke CrapSouth ParkS11 E9
Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
Bono's DemandsSouth ParkS11 E9
The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
Randy's UltrasoundSouth ParkS11 E9
Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
Bono's Sore SpotSouth ParkS11 E9
Stan tries talking Bono into letting his father be number one, just this once. Bono flips out when it's suggested he's number two.