South Park

Bono's Demands

Season 11 E 9 • 10/10/2007

News of Randy's eminent world record attempt reaches Bono.

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Randy Takes a Crap

Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
10/10/2007
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It's Otherworldly

When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
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Calling Guinness

Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
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01:43

South ParkS11 E9
Crap Verification

The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
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00:39

South ParkS11 E9
Bono's Broken Record

While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
10/10/2007
01:55

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Upstaged By Bono

At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
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01:47

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Randy Mourns His Loss

Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
10/10/2007
01:33

South ParkS11 E9
That Was No Fluke Crap

Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
10/10/2007
01:13

South ParkS11 E9
Bono's Demands

The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
10/10/2007
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South ParkS11 E9
Randy's Ultrasound

Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
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South ParkS11 E9
Bono's Sore Spot

Stan tries talking Bono into letting his father be number one, just this once. Bono flips out when it's suggested he's number two.
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It's Just Too Big

Randy attempts to crap at the EFSM headquarters in Zurich, but it's too big to pass. The doctor suggests a caesarean section.
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00:39

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Bono's Secret

On their way to Zurich, Bono's butler reveals to Stan that Bono isn't the record holder, he's actually the record.
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Bono Is Crap

As Herr Brolof comforts Bono with biddy, he tells of how he defecated Bono in 1960 and raised him ever since. Randy finally takes his record breaking crap and wins the trophy, which looks a lot like an Emmy.
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