South Park
Bono's Demands
Season 11 E 9 • 10/10/2007
The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
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South ParkS11 E8
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South ParkS11 E8
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South ParkS11 E9
Randy Takes a Crap
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
10/10/2007
01:38
South ParkS11 E9
It's Otherworldly
When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
10/10/2007
00:54
South ParkS11 E9
Calling Guinness
Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.
10/10/2007
01:43
South ParkS11 E9
Crap Verification
The European Fecal Standards and Measurements members verify Randy's crap and make him the new world champion.
10/10/2007
00:39
South ParkS11 E9
Bono's Broken Record
While receiving another humanitarian award, Bono is informed his biggest crap record has been broken.
10/10/2007
01:55
South ParkS11 E9
Upstaged By Bono
At Randy's world record ceremony in Washington, a video of Bono is shown where he announces the record has been broken again.
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01:47
South ParkS11 E9
Randy Mourns His Loss
Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
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01:33
South ParkS11 E9
That Was No Fluke Crap
Randy's friends convince him that he has a gift to make huge craps and he shouldn't waste that talent. They are going to help him beat the record.
10/10/2007
01:13
South ParkS11 E9
Bono's Demands
The news reports that Randy is going to attempt to beat the world record again. Bono makes demands to the EFSM to prove Randy doesn't cheat.
10/10/2007
01:02
South ParkS11 E9
Randy's Ultrasound
Randy gets an ultrasound and sees his growing crap for the first time. News comes that Randy has to fly to Zurich to take the crap, against doctor's orders.
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01:40
South ParkS11 E9
Bono's Sore Spot
Stan tries talking Bono into letting his father be number one, just this once. Bono flips out when it's suggested he's number two.
10/10/2007
01:12
South ParkS11 E9
It's Just Too Big
Randy attempts to crap at the EFSM headquarters in Zurich, but it's too big to pass. The doctor suggests a caesarean section.
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00:39
South ParkS11 E9
Bono's Secret
On their way to Zurich, Bono's butler reveals to Stan that Bono isn't the record holder, he's actually the record.
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