The Game is On
Season 11 E 8 • 10/03/2007
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.
Homeless Anatomy LessonSouth ParkS11 E7
Dissecting the homeless reveals that they are nearly identical to us -- except for their unquenchable thirst for change. They can be stopped.
Suicide Takes ForeverSouth ParkS11 E7
Gerald Broflovski and other homeless people invade the homeless researcher's home in a search for change. But for the researcher, there is only one painful choice to make.
A Mercy KillSouth ParkS11 E7
When Glenn Loses his home he starts to ask for change. Randy must put him down to save the rest.
What's Tourette'sSouth ParkS11 E8
While shopping for toys, Cartman finds out what Tourette's Syndrome is. Cartman sings about this wondrous discovery.
Cartman's DiagnosisSouth ParkS11 E8
Cartman's mom is concerned about her son spouting profanities. She takes Cartman to the Neurology Center where he's diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.
Tourette's at SchoolSouth ParkS11 E8
Kyle is the only one at school who sees through Cartman's Tourette's. Craig is jealous of what Cartman can get away with saying.
Class DisturbanceSouth ParkS11 E8
Garrison is trying to teach the class but keeps getting interrupted by Cartman's profanities. Kyle snaps, and ends up getting in trouble.
Tourette's ChildrenSouth ParkS11 E8
Mr. Donaldson comes to school to promote Tourette's understanding. Kyle has to meet some children with Tourette's, where he learns how sad it really is.
Forced ApologySouth ParkS11 E8
After the Tourette's group therapy session, Kyle's parents make him apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.
Dateline CommercialSouth ParkS11 E8
Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC promotes his new special report on Tourette's Syndrome, featuring Eric Cartman.
The Game is OnSouth ParkS11 E8
After Kyle vows not to let him go on live television, Cartman inexplicably tells him that he wet his bed last night.
Cartman PanicsSouth ParkS11 E8
After being announced the Tourette's Syndrome spokesman, Cartman realizes he can't help but tell the truth, and his darkest secrets.
Cartman Takes a SeatSouth ParkS11 E8
Cartman tries to get out of appearing on Dateline. Chris Hansen sits him down, and explains how fatal that could be.
Cartman Needs a MiracleSouth ParkS11 E8
As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
Kyle in ActionSouth ParkS11 E8
Kyle and Thomas try to sabotage the live taping of Dateline by luring pedophiles into the studio. where they ultimately shoot themselves.
Pedophile PanicSouth ParkS11 E8
Kyle's plan to stop the taping of Dateline, by having pedophiles show up and kill themselves, is a success. Craig and Thomas become friends.
Answered PrayersSouth ParkS11 E8
Although Kyle's plan was a success, he was still defeated by preventing Cartman from embarrassing himself on live TV.
Randy Takes a CrapSouth ParkS11 E9
Randy has been constipated for three weeks. When he finally takes a crap, it's so big he can't help but show it off.
It's OtherworldlySouth ParkS11 E9
When his friends show some doubt about the impressiveness of his crap, Randy takes them to see it. Sharon doesn't see the big deal.
Calling GuinnessSouth ParkS11 E9
Unfortunately the Guinness Book won't accept records for the biggest crap, but they redirect Randy to people who will.