Season 8 E 12 • 12/01/2004
Paris Hilton wants to dress Butters up as a bear and keep him as a pet.
Who's Got Skid Marks MondaySouth ParkS8 E11
Jimmy interviews the Vice President Dick Cheney but Cartman says it is too boring for their news show.
Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing HatsSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys discover that Craig's new show, "Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats," has beat them in the ratings and they're all getting failing marks.
Crab PeopleSouth ParkS8 E11
When the boys can't come up with an idea for the best episode ever, they plan to drink cough medicine to help them think.
Trip BallsSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys buy cold medicine, thanks to their helpful pharmacist.
The School Is High on Cough MedicineSouth ParkS8 E11
The boys realize that Craig's show is popular because half the school is high on cough medicine.
Stupid Spoiled Whore StoreSouth ParkS8 E12
Paris Hilton stumbles into South Park for the grand opening of her Stupid Spoiled Whore Store. Wendy is concerned that all the girls in town can't wait to get sluttified.
Her Father's SupportSouth ParkS8 E12
If every woman in town wants to be a slut, Mr. Testaburger doesn't see any reason in being a chauvinist, and repressing Wendy's right to be the stupidest whore in South Park.
Wendy Not InvitedSouth ParkS8 E12
Wendy is too straight for Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore sleepover party, where all the boys are invited to spend the night and play stupid, slutty games.
Dog SuicideSouth ParkS8 E12
When Paris Hilton won't quit her incessant mindless chatter, her chihuahua, Tinkerbell, puts himself out of his misery.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video PlaysetSouth ParkS8 E12
With the release of the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, all the little girls in town want to make nasty videos of themselves and post them on the internet. Wendy isn't interested.
Mr. BigglesSouth ParkS8 E12
Paris Hilton forgets about her dead dog when she sees Butters on the side of the road. She's plans to dress him in a bear costume and call him Mr. Biggles.
Paris Makes an OfferSouth ParkS8 E12
Paris Hilton offers the Stotches a great deal of money for Butters. After drinking too much, Paris passes out and Butters sneaks a touch.
Butters is SoldSouth ParkS8 E12
Butters' parents convince him that if he can raise $250 million, they won't sell him to Paris Hilton.
Party CrasherSouth ParkS8 E12
Cartman tries to dress cool in order to get into Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party. It doesn't work.
Born a WhoreSouth ParkS8 E12
Mr. Slave tells Wendy that you can't learn to be a whore, you have to be born a whore.
The Pink Scrapbook of DeathSouth ParkS8 E12
While Butters was mining coal, his parents officially sold him to Paris Hilton. But when he finds a scrapbook full of her deceased pets, Butters runs away in fear.
The Whore ChallengeSouth ParkS8 E12
When Mr. Slave tries to convince the children that there's more to life than partying and being a whore, Paris Hilton challenges him to a whore off.
The Whore OffSouth ParkS8 E12
Although Paris Hilton is a big whore, Mr. Slave wins the Whore Off Competition by putting her up his ass. Once in his ass, Paris comes across the Frog Prince who gives her a quest.
Deep ComaSouth ParkS8 E13
Cartman wakes up from a coma and police detectives believe that his head trauma may have resulted in psychic abilities.
The Real Psychic DetectivesSouth ParkS8 E13
The "real" psychic detectives threaten Cartman with a class-action lawsuit.