South ParkS8 E11Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats
The boys discover that Craig's new show, "Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats," has beat them in the ratings and they're all getting failing marks.
South ParkS8 E11Crab People
When the boys can't come up with an idea for the best episode ever, they plan to drink cough medicine to help them think.
South ParkS8 E11Trip Balls
The boys buy cold medicine, thanks to their helpful pharmacist.
South ParkS8 E11The School Is High on Cough Medicine
The boys realize that Craig's show is popular because half the school is high on cough medicine.
South ParkS8 E12Stupid Spoiled Whore Store
Paris Hilton stumbles into South Park for the grand opening of her Stupid Spoiled Whore Store. Wendy is concerned that all the girls in town can't wait to get sluttified.
South ParkS8 E12Her Father's Support
If every woman in town wants to be a slut, Mr. Testaburger doesn't see any reason in being a chauvinist, and repressing Wendy's right to be the stupidest whore in South Park.
South ParkS8 E12Wendy Not Invited
Wendy is too straight for Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore sleepover party, where all the boys are invited to spend the night and play stupid, slutty games.
South ParkS8 E12Dog Suicide
When Paris Hilton won't quit her incessant mindless chatter, her chihuahua, Tinkerbell, puts himself out of his misery.
South ParkS8 E12Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
With the release of the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, all the little girls in town want to make nasty videos of themselves and post them on the internet. Wendy isn't interested.
South ParkS8 E12Mr. Biggles
Paris Hilton forgets about her dead dog when she sees Butters on the side of the road. She's plans to dress him in a bear costume and call him Mr. Biggles.
South ParkS8 E12Paris Makes an Offer
Paris Hilton offers the Stotches a great deal of money for Butters. After drinking too much, Paris passes out and Butters sneaks a touch.
South ParkS8 E12Butters is Sold
Butters' parents convince him that if he can raise $250 million, they won't sell him to Paris Hilton.
South ParkS8 E12Party Crasher
Cartman tries to dress cool in order to get into Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party. It doesn't work.
South ParkS8 E12Born a Whore
Mr. Slave tells Wendy that you can't learn to be a whore, you have to be born a whore.
South ParkS8 E12The Pink Scrapbook of Death
While Butters was mining coal, his parents officially sold him to Paris Hilton. But when he finds a scrapbook full of her deceased pets, Butters runs away in fear.
South ParkS8 E12The Whore Challenge
When Mr. Slave tries to convince the children that there's more to life than partying and being a whore, Paris Hilton challenges him to a whore off.
South ParkS8 E12The Whore Off
Although Paris Hilton is a big whore, Mr. Slave wins the Whore Off Competition by putting her up his ass. Once in his ass, Paris comes across the Frog Prince who gives her a quest.
South ParkS8 E13Deep Coma
Cartman wakes up from a coma and police detectives believe that his head trauma may have resulted in psychic abilities.
South ParkS8 E13The Real Psychic Detectives
The "real" psychic detectives threaten Cartman with a class-action lawsuit.
South ParkS8 E13DO YOU SEE!
The Left Hand Killer kidnaps Cartman and threatens to make him his nineteenth victim.