South Park

The Whore Off

Season 8 E 12 • 12/01/2004

Mr. Slave wins the whore off by putting Paris Hilton up his ass.

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01:48

South ParkS8 E12
Wendy Not Invited

Wendy is too straight for Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore sleepover party, where all the boys are invited to spend the night and play stupid, slutty games.
12/01/2004
01:00

South ParkS8 E12
Dog Suicide

When Paris Hilton won't quit her incessant mindless chatter, her chihuahua, Tinkerbell, puts himself out of his misery.
12/01/2004
00:56

South ParkS8 E12
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

With the release of the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, all the little girls in town want to make nasty videos of themselves and post them on the internet. Wendy isn't interested.
12/01/2004
01:22

South ParkS8 E12
Mr. Biggles

Paris Hilton forgets about her dead dog when she sees Butters on the side of the road. She's plans to dress him in a bear costume and call him Mr. Biggles.
12/01/2004
02:16

South ParkS8 E12
Paris Makes an Offer

Paris Hilton offers the Stotches a great deal of money for Butters. After drinking too much, Paris passes out and Butters sneaks a touch.
12/01/2004
01:06

South ParkS8 E12
Butters is Sold

Butters' parents convince him that if he can raise $250 million, they won't sell him to Paris Hilton.
12/01/2004
00:53

South ParkS8 E12
Party Crasher

Cartman tries to dress cool in order to get into Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party. It doesn't work.
12/01/2004
01:34

South ParkS8 E12
Born a Whore

Mr. Slave tells Wendy that you can't learn to be a whore, you have to be born a whore.
12/01/2004
01:14

South ParkS8 E12
The Pink Scrapbook of Death

While Butters was mining coal, his parents officially sold him to Paris Hilton. But when he finds a scrapbook full of her deceased pets, Butters runs away in fear.
12/01/2004
01:40

South ParkS8 E12
The Whore Challenge

When Mr. Slave tries to convince the children that there's more to life than partying and being a whore, Paris Hilton challenges him to a whore off.
12/01/2004
03:15

South ParkS8 E12
The Whore Off

Although Paris Hilton is a big whore, Mr. Slave wins the Whore Off Competition by putting her up his ass. Once in his ass, Paris comes across the Frog Prince who gives her a quest.
12/01/2004
02:53

South ParkS8 E13
Deep Coma

Cartman wakes up from a coma and police detectives believe that his head trauma may have resulted in psychic abilities.
12/08/2004
02:26

South ParkS8 E13
The Real Psychic Detectives

The "real" psychic detectives threaten Cartman with a class-action lawsuit.
12/08/2004
01:58

South ParkS8 E13
DO YOU SEE!

The Left Hand Killer kidnaps Cartman and threatens to make him his nineteenth victim.
12/08/2004
01:24

South ParkS8 E13
Cartman's Magic of Flight

Cartman attempts to flying off his roof with cardboard wings
12/08/2004
01:58

South ParkS8 E13
Quadruple Stuffed Oreos

Cartman visits a crime scene and has visions of ice cream and double-stuff Oreos. This prompts the police to beat and arrest local ice cream shop owner Tom Johannsen.
12/08/2004
01:13

South ParkS8 E13
Copycat Killer

Kyle accuses Cartman of not having any special powers. The police detectives inform Cartman that a copycat killer has struck and they need Eric's visions to catch him.
12/08/2004
01:17

South ParkS8 E13
Fried Chicken Sundae

At the copycat killer crime scene, Cartman has visions of a fried chicken sundae. Meanwhile, the boys encounter a suspiciously strange man who talks to a mannequin.
12/08/2004
01:44

South ParkS8 E13
The Death of Veronica Crabtree

There is another murder in South Park, but the detectives won't listen to Kyle hard evidence on the case because he is not a psychic. So, Kyle jumps off a roof.
12/08/2004
01:15

South ParkS8 E13
5th Copy Cat Killer

A fifth copycat killer is on the loose and with Cartman nowhere to be found. The detectives go to Kyle for visions.
12/08/2004
01:53

South ParkS8 E13
Mr. God

The detectives go to Michael Deets' house, see severed hands nailed to the wall, but still don't make the connection that he is the Left Hand Killer.
12/08/2004