Season 9 E 14 • 12/07/2005
Stan teaches his dad a lesson about moderation and discipline.
I Just Really Like BeerSouth ParkS9 E14
Randy doesn't think he's an alcoholic, he just really likes beer.
PowerlessSouth ParkS9 E14
At an AA meeting, Mr. Marsh sees a news report determining that the bleeding Virgin Mary isn't a miracle. Immediately, he orders enough booze to sink a ship.
Dad's DrunkSouth ParkS9 E14
After karate practice, Stan's dad shows up drunk on two-dollar margaritas and gives the boys a ride home.
A Big loser Like Stan's DadSouth ParkS9 E14
Randy shows up at school to talk to the class about what he did. Mrs. Garrison points out that he's a big loser.
Daddy's Very SickSouth ParkS9 E14
Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
Anal BleedingSouth ParkS9 E14
A priest discovers that a statue of the Virgin Mary is anally bleeding. Randy Marsh wants to visit the statue of the bleeding Virgin Mary to cure his disease.
We're All PowerlessSouth ParkS9 E14
At an AA meeting Stan says that the whole "disease" theory has made his dad worse. After comparing the program to a cult, he is thrown out.
Anal MiracleSouth ParkS9 E14
Cardinal Mallory is sent by the Vatican to inspect the statue. After getting squirted in the face with anal-bleeding, he determines this is a miracle.
Divine Ass BloodSouth ParkS9 E14
Stan catches his drunken dad trying to get behind the wheel. Randy insists on seeing the statue, so he tells his eight-year-old son to drive.
Randy is CuredSouth ParkS9 E14
A cop helps Randy to the front of the line. Randy gets squirted with blood and is cured.
4 BeersSouth ParkS9 E14
Stan teaches his dad that the discipline to stop drinking comes from within.
Darth ChefSouth ParkS10 E1
The Super Adventure Club reanimate Chef in to a child molesting , Darth Cook.
Super Adventure ClubSouth ParkS10 E1
The boys visit the Super Adventure Club to find that they molest children and brainwashed Chef.
First Taste of New ChefSouth ParkS10 E1
Chef tells the boys he wants to make sweet love to them.
Chef's EulogySouth ParkS10 E1
At the memorial service, Kyle reminds the town of the Chef they grew to love.
Molestation DemonstrationSouth ParkS10 E1
In order to find out if Chef has molested the children, Detective Jarvis performs various sex acts on a doll.
Peppermint HippoSouth ParkS10 E1
Chef is blow-darted by the Super Adventure Club immediately after he's cured by a unique stripper.
Psychiatrist VisitSouth ParkS10 E1
Dr. Neeland diagnoses Chef as being brainwashed and recommends treatment.
What Happened To Chef?South ParkS10 E1
The boys decide to find the Super Adventure Club to figure out why Chef is acting so strange.
Chef ReturnsSouth ParkS10 E1
Everyone is overjoyed when Chef returns to South Park, but the boys sense something is different about him.