Ransom NoteSouth ParkS9 E13
The boys leave a confusing ransom note at the Sea Park, but announcers know who took Jambu.
Russia's PriceSouth ParkS9 E13
When the boys can't afford Russia's price to send Willzyx to the moon, they decide to find a cheaper space program.
Whale of a PunSouth ParkS9 E13
A local newscast is heavy on puns when interviewing the Animal Liberation Front on the kidnapping of the whale.
Looking For Cheap FlightsSouth ParkS9 E13
With the whale tucked away in Kyle's room, the boys work tirelessly to find the space program with the lowest prices.
Mexican Space ProgramSouth ParkS9 E13
The Mexican space program wants two hundred dollars to send Willzyx to the moon.
Off To MexicoSouth ParkS9 E13
Kyle's Mom tells the Sea Park announcers that the boys are headed to Mexico.
Gun FightSouth ParkS9 E13
The boys are stopped near the Mexican border by the Sea Park announcers, and a gun fight breaks out between the police and the Animal Liberation Front.
A Whale on the MoonSouth ParkS9 E13
The boys return home and imagine what Willzyx is doing on the moon right now. The answer is nothing, because it's dead.
Butter Dirty, Line CutterSouth ParkS9 E14
Stan drives his dad to the Virgin Mary statue. Randy immediately tries to skip ahead, insisting that his disease is as serious as cancer.
Randy's DUISouth ParkS9 E14
While driving the boys home, Randy gets pulled over. He fails a sobriety test, let's his pants fall down and gets arrested.
I Just Really Like BeerSouth ParkS9 E14
Randy doesn't think he's an alcoholic, he just really likes beer.
PowerlessSouth ParkS9 E14
At an AA meeting, Mr. Marsh sees a news report determining that the bleeding Virgin Mary isn't a miracle. Immediately, he orders enough booze to sink a ship.
Dad's DrunkSouth ParkS9 E14
After karate practice, Stan's dad shows up drunk on two-dollar margaritas and gives the boys a ride home.
A Big loser Like Stan's DadSouth ParkS9 E14
Randy shows up at school to talk to the class about what he did. Mrs. Garrison points out that he's a big loser.
Daddy's Very SickSouth ParkS9 E14
Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
Anal BleedingSouth ParkS9 E14
A priest discovers that a statue of the Virgin Mary is anally bleeding. Randy Marsh wants to visit the statue of the bleeding Virgin Mary to cure his disease.
We're All PowerlessSouth ParkS9 E14
At an AA meeting Stan says that the whole "disease" theory has made his dad worse. After comparing the program to a cult, he is thrown out.
Anal MiracleSouth ParkS9 E14
Cardinal Mallory is sent by the Vatican to inspect the statue. After getting squirted in the face with anal-bleeding, he determines this is a miracle.
Divine Ass BloodSouth ParkS9 E14
Stan catches his drunken dad trying to get behind the wheel. Randy insists on seeing the statue, so he tells his eight-year-old son to drive.
Randy is CuredSouth ParkS9 E14
A cop helps Randy to the front of the line. Randy gets squirted with blood and is cured.