Season 9 E 14 • 12/07/2005
Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.
South ParkS9 E13A Whale on the Moon
The boys return home and imagine what Willzyx is doing on the moon right now. The answer is nothing, because it's dead.
South ParkS9 E14Butter Dirty, Line Cutter
Stan drives his dad to the Virgin Mary statue. Randy immediately tries to skip ahead, insisting that his disease is as serious as cancer.
South ParkS9 E14Randy's DUI
While driving the boys home, Randy gets pulled over. He fails a sobriety test, let's his pants fall down and gets arrested.
South ParkS9 E14I Just Really Like Beer
Randy doesn't think he's an alcoholic, he just really likes beer.
South ParkS9 E14Powerless
At an AA meeting, Mr. Marsh sees a news report determining that the bleeding Virgin Mary isn't a miracle. Immediately, he orders enough booze to sink a ship.
South ParkS9 E14Dad's Drunk
After karate practice, Stan's dad shows up drunk on two-dollar margaritas and gives the boys a ride home.
South ParkS9 E14A Big loser Like Stan's Dad
Randy shows up at school to talk to the class about what he did. Mrs. Garrison points out that he's a big loser.
South ParkS9 E14Daddy's Very Sick
Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
South ParkS9 E14Anal Bleeding
A priest discovers that a statue of the Virgin Mary is anally bleeding. Randy Marsh wants to visit the statue of the bleeding Virgin Mary to cure his disease.
South ParkS9 E14We're All Powerless
At an AA meeting Stan says that the whole "disease" theory has made his dad worse. After comparing the program to a cult, he is thrown out.
South ParkS9 E14Anal Miracle
Cardinal Mallory is sent by the Vatican to inspect the statue. After getting squirted in the face with anal-bleeding, he determines this is a miracle.
South ParkS9 E14Divine Ass Blood
Stan catches his drunken dad trying to get behind the wheel. Randy insists on seeing the statue, so he tells his eight-year-old son to drive.
South ParkS9 E14Randy is Cured
A cop helps Randy to the front of the line. Randy gets squirted with blood and is cured.
South ParkS9 E144 Beers
Stan teaches his dad that the discipline to stop drinking comes from within.
South ParkS10 E1Darth Chef
The Super Adventure Club reanimate Chef in to a child molesting , Darth Cook.
South ParkS10 E1Super Adventure Club
The boys visit the Super Adventure Club to find that they molest children and brainwashed Chef.
South ParkS10 E1First Taste of New Chef
Chef tells the boys he wants to make sweet love to them.
South ParkS10 E1Chef's Eulogy
At the memorial service, Kyle reminds the town of the Chef they grew to love.
South ParkS10 E1Molestation Demonstration
In order to find out if Chef has molested the children, Detective Jarvis performs various sex acts on a doll.
South ParkS10 E1Peppermint Hippo
Chef is blow-darted by the Super Adventure Club immediately after he's cured by a unique stripper.