Must Stop Garrison
Season 1 E 2 • 08/20/1997
Wendy warns the boys of Mr. Garrison's impending assassination attempt.
Kathie Lee is ComingSouth ParkS1 E2
The Mayor and her aides discuss how best to ready South Park for Kathie Lee Gifford's arrival.
Chef's ExcitedSouth ParkS1 E2
Chef is excited to perform at the ceremony for Kathie Lee Gifford. He believes she's "a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy."
Painful MemoriesSouth ParkS1 E2
Mr. Hat talks Garrison into killing Kathie Lee Gifford after they relive the painful memory of when she beat him at a children's talent show.
The Mayor's AnnouncementSouth ParkS1 E2
The Mayor stops by to tell the class that they'll be putting on a play for Kathie Lee about the history of South Park, directed by Mr. Garrison.
Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!South ParkS1 E2
Cartman sees a commercial for Weight Gain 4000. Wanting to become a Beefcake as soon as possible, he sends his mom to the store to buy some.
94 Pound BeefcakeSouth ParkS1 E2
While waiting for the school bus, Cartman brags to the boys about his overnight jump from 90 to 94 pounds.
Garrison is DismissedSouth ParkS1 E2
The class shows off its "Story of South Park" play to the Mayor, but she finds it too violent. Garrison is dismissed as director.
Wendy Wants the TruthSouth ParkS1 E2
Mr. Garrison decides to let Mr. Hat kill Kathie Lee. As Cartman gets fatter, Wendy plans to find the truth about his winning paper.
Buying a GunSouth ParkS1 E2
Mr. Garrison buys a gun from Jimbo so he and Mr. Hat can kill Kathie Lee Gifford.
Finding the TruthSouth ParkS1 E2
Wendy breaks into the classroom to find Cartman's essay. She hides when Mr. Garrison shows up talking about killing Kathie Lee.
Must Stop GarrisonSouth ParkS1 E2
Kathie Lee is late, giving Mr. Garrison time to find the perfect place to shoot her. Wendy tells the boys of Garrison's plans for murder.
Follow Your DreamsSouth ParkS1 E2
Mr. Garrison is stuck in a mental ward because of Mr. Hat's psychosis. Chef and Kathie Lee lay in bed watching a grossly obese Cartman tell Geraldo's audience to follow their dreams.
Oh My God, A Volcano!South ParkS1 E3
Stan's Dad -- who's on duty at the South Park Center for Seismic Activity -- needs to figure out what it means when the needle starts moving and the mountain starts to smoke.
Stop, Drop and RollSouth ParkS1 E3
When the campfire isn't cooking the wienies, Ned uses "the old Indian fire trick" -- pouring gas on the fire -- to help move things along.
The Legend of ScuzzlebuttSouth ParkS1 E3
Cartman tries to scare the boys with the story of Scuzzlebutt, the basket-weaving creature with celery for a hand and Patrick Duffy for a leg.
Scuzzlebutt Saved The DaySouth ParkS1 E3
When the boys find themselves trapped by the trench, the real Scuzzlebutt finds a way to save the day.
Hot LavaSouth ParkS1 E3
Chef sings amid general rejoicing. Stan then takes the opportunity to show that he's no longer afraid of hunting.
Rules of HuntingSouth ParkS1 E3
After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound, Uncle jimbo explains the finer points of hunting.
It's Coming Right For UsSouth ParkS1 E3
Uncle jimbo explains how to get around hunting laws. They pretend every animal is an imminent threat.
Totally ScrewedSouth ParkS1 E3
After some initial confusion about what a geologist is, Stan's dad manages to tell the mayor that South Park is in trouble.