The Legend of Scuzzlebutt
Season 1 E 3 • 08/27/1997
Cartman sucks at telling scary stories.
South ParkS1 E2Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
Cartman sees a commercial for Weight Gain 4000. Wanting to become a Beefcake as soon as possible, he sends his mom to the store to buy some.
South ParkS1 E294 Pound Beefcake
While waiting for the school bus, Cartman brags to the boys about his overnight jump from 90 to 94 pounds.
South ParkS1 E2Garrison is Dismissed
The class shows off its "Story of South Park" play to the Mayor, but she finds it too violent. Garrison is dismissed as director.
South ParkS1 E2Wendy Wants the Truth
Mr. Garrison decides to let Mr. Hat kill Kathie Lee. As Cartman gets fatter, Wendy plans to find the truth about his winning paper.
South ParkS1 E2Buying a Gun
Mr. Garrison buys a gun from Jimbo so he and Mr. Hat can kill Kathie Lee Gifford.
South ParkS1 E2Finding the Truth
Wendy breaks into the classroom to find Cartman's essay. She hides when Mr. Garrison shows up talking about killing Kathie Lee.
South ParkS1 E2Must Stop Garrison
Kathie Lee is late, giving Mr. Garrison time to find the perfect place to shoot her. Wendy tells the boys of Garrison's plans for murder.
South ParkS1 E2Follow Your Dreams
Mr. Garrison is stuck in a mental ward because of Mr. Hat's psychosis. Chef and Kathie Lee lay in bed watching a grossly obese Cartman tell Geraldo's audience to follow their dreams.
South ParkS1 E3Oh My God, A Volcano!
Stan's Dad -- who's on duty at the South Park Center for Seismic Activity -- needs to figure out what it means when the needle starts moving and the mountain starts to smoke.
South ParkS1 E3Stop, Drop and Roll
When the campfire isn't cooking the wienies, Ned uses "the old Indian fire trick" -- pouring gas on the fire -- to help move things along.
South ParkS1 E3The Legend of Scuzzlebutt
Cartman tries to scare the boys with the story of Scuzzlebutt, the basket-weaving creature with celery for a hand and Patrick Duffy for a leg.
South ParkS1 E3Scuzzlebutt Saved The Day
When the boys find themselves trapped by the trench, the real Scuzzlebutt finds a way to save the day.
South ParkS1 E3Hot Lava
Chef sings amid general rejoicing. Stan then takes the opportunity to show that he's no longer afraid of hunting.
South ParkS1 E3Rules of Hunting
After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound, Uncle jimbo explains the finer points of hunting.
South ParkS1 E3It's Coming Right For Us
Uncle jimbo explains how to get around hunting laws. They pretend every animal is an imminent threat.
South ParkS1 E3Totally Screwed
After some initial confusion about what a geologist is, Stan's dad manages to tell the mayor that South Park is in trouble.
South ParkS1 E3Cartman's Missing
Cartman goes missing overnight. Stan is more worried about his Uncle Jimbo who'd rather go fishing with Kenny than with him.
South ParkS1 E3Let's Get Those Kids
A newscast shows a crowd of people gathered at City Hall to hear the mayor address the boys' plight on the mountain. A rescue effort is mounted.
South ParkS1 E3Cartman Pretends To Be Scuzzlebutt
Cartman appears disguised as Scuzzlebutt to try to scare the boys. Instead, he winds up in the line of fire.
South ParkS1 E3Digging a Trench
The mayor adopts Stan's dad's plan to dig a trench to divert the lava from South Park. Meanwhile, on the mountain, the boys continue to hunt Cartman.