I've Got Stevie Nicks
Season 5 E 8 • 11/07/2001
The U.S. military saves the goat, who they think is Stevie Nicks, and shoot Osama bin Laden.
Afghan South ParkSouth ParkS5 E8
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
Towelie BanSouth ParkS5 E8
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
Oh God It Was HorribleSouth ParkS5 E8
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
These People Are InsaneSouth ParkS5 E8
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
Terrorist Related AidsSouth ParkS5 E8
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
What's Up Bin LadenSouth ParkS5 E8
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!South ParkS5 E8
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
Tiny Ain't ItSouth ParkS5 E8
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
ButtholesSouth ParkS5 E8
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
Bin Laden Loves A CamelSouth ParkS5 E8
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
I've Got Stevie NicksSouth ParkS5 E8
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
We Still Hate YouSouth ParkS5 E8
With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
Fleetwood MacSouth ParkS5 E8
As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.
Blowng a FuseSouth ParkS5 E9
The Thompsons go to Cartman's house to ask about their son. Cartman's sense of humor gets an overload when he sees their butt-faces
Ben AssfleckSouth ParkS5 E9
The Thompsons are reunited with their son, Ben Affleck. Cartman finds his funny again.
Kelron 4000South ParkS5 E9
The Thompsons are given a tour of the milk company and shown the "Missing Child Resource Center."
Class PicturesSouth ParkS5 E9
It's picture day at South Park Elementary. Cartman is very excited because Kenny has put his parka on backwards so that his butt is where his face should be.
4 Days LaterSouth ParkS5 E9
The school photos are given out. Kenny gets away with his prank but Butters gets in trouble for looking stupid.
Dairy GoldSouth ParkS5 E9
Cartman submits Kenny's picture as a missing child photo to the milk company.
The Milk CartonSouth ParkS5 E9
Kenny's photo shows up on the milk carton, which Cartman thinks is hilarious. In Wisconsin, an actual butt-faced couple mistakes him for their missing son.