South Park
I've Got Stevie Nicks
Season 5 E 9 • 11/07/2001
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
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01:18
South ParkS5 E9
Afghan South Park
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
11/07/2001
00:54
South ParkS5 E9
Towelie Ban
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
11/07/2001
00:56
South ParkS5 E9
Oh God It Was Horrible
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
11/07/2001
01:16
South ParkS5 E9
These People Are Insane
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
11/07/2001
01:14
South ParkS5 E9
Terrorist Related Aids
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
11/07/2001
01:12
South ParkS5 E9
What's Up Bin Laden
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
11/07/2001
00:30
South ParkS5 E9
Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
11/07/2001
00:42
South ParkS5 E9
Tiny Ain't It
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
11/07/2001
00:26
South ParkS5 E9
Buttholes
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
11/07/2001
00:52
South ParkS5 E9
Bin Laden Loves A Camel
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
11/07/2001
01:10
South ParkS5 E9
I've Got Stevie Nicks
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
11/07/2001
00:32
South ParkS5 E9
We Still Hate You
With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
11/07/2001
01:03
South ParkS5 E9
Fleetwood Mac
As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.
11/07/2001
02:09
South ParkS5 E10
Blowng a Fuse
The Thompsons go to Cartman's house to ask about their son. Cartman's sense of humor gets an overload when he sees their butt-faces
11/14/2001
01:56
South ParkS5 E10
Ben Assfleck
The Thompsons are reunited with their son, Ben Affleck. Cartman finds his funny again.
11/14/2001
01:42
South ParkS5 E10
Kelron 4000
The Thompsons are given a tour of the milk company and shown the "Missing Child Resource Center."
11/14/2001
01:51
South ParkS5 E10
Class Pictures
It's picture day at South Park Elementary. Cartman is very excited because Kenny has put his parka on backwards so that his butt is where his face should be.
11/14/2001
01:22
South ParkS5 E10
4 Days Later
The school photos are given out. Kenny gets away with his prank but Butters gets in trouble for looking stupid.
11/14/2001
00:54
South ParkS5 E10
Dairy Gold
Cartman submits Kenny's picture as a missing child photo to the milk company.
11/14/2001
01:32
South ParkS5 E10
The Milk Carton
Kenny's photo shows up on the milk carton, which Cartman thinks is hilarious. In Wisconsin, an actual butt-faced couple mistakes him for their missing son.
11/14/2001
01:25
South ParkS5 E10
Parents' Hope
The Thompsons speak with the milk company about Kenny's picture hoping that it may lead to their missing son.
11/14/2001