South ParkS1 E11Hot For Teacher
It's Valentine's Day and Mr. Garrison is out for surgery. Ms. Ellen is the beautiful substitute.
South ParkS1 E11Not Acting Like A Freak
After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
South ParkS1 E11Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
South ParkS1 E11Hasselhoff
Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.
South ParkS1 E11Don't F#$* With Me
After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
South ParkS1 E11Stan Vomits For Someone Else
The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
South ParkS1 E11No Substitute For You
In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
South ParkS1 E11Contact
Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
South ParkS1 E11Presents
The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
South ParkS1 E11Carpet Licker
Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.
South ParkS1 E11The Makeover
Mr. Garrison's surgery results are a success. Meanwhile, Wendy gets a makeover from Bebe to compete with Ms. Ellen.
South ParkS1 E11Black Leather
Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
South ParkS1 E11Gonna Need More Smack
Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
South ParkS1 E11Lost Love
Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
South ParkS1 E11Into the Sun
Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
South ParkS1 E12Rochambeau
The boys are on a school field trip digging up ancient arrowheads when Cartman finds a strange, magic triangle that must be thousands of years old.
South ParkS1 E12Barbra Who?
Cartman's not speaking to Kyle, Leonard Maltin is looking for Barbra Streisand, and Babs wants that magic triangle.
South ParkS1 E12Disintegration Rules
The National Guards' firepower has no effect on Barbra, neither does Maltin or Poitier. But Robert Smith's Robot Punch to the nose renders her powerless.
South ParkS1 E12Trash to Treasure
After Cartman throws the triangle away, Kyle decides to keep it for himself. The boys find out the triangle must be thousands of years old.
South ParkS1 E12Zinthar at Hand
Leonard Maltin and Chef are trying to find the boys before Barbra does. Streisand is getting crazy over the triangles.