Don't F#$* With MeSouth ParkS1 E11
After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
Stan Vomits For Someone ElseSouth ParkS1 E11
The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
No Substitute For YouSouth ParkS1 E11
In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
ContactSouth ParkS1 E11
Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
PresentsSouth ParkS1 E11
The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
Carpet LickerSouth ParkS1 E11
Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.
The MakeoverSouth ParkS1 E11
Mr. Garrison's surgery results are a success. Meanwhile, Wendy gets a makeover from Bebe to compete with Ms. Ellen.
Black LeatherSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
Gonna Need More SmackSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
Lost LoveSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
Into the SunSouth ParkS1 E11
Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
RochambeauSouth ParkS1 E12
The boys are on a school field trip digging up ancient arrowheads when Cartman finds a strange, magic triangle that must be thousands of years old.
Barbra Who?South ParkS1 E12
Cartman's not speaking to Kyle, Leonard Maltin is looking for Barbra Streisand, and Babs wants that magic triangle.
Disintegration RulesSouth ParkS1 E12
The National Guards' firepower has no effect on Barbra, neither does Maltin or Poitier. But Robert Smith's Robot Punch to the nose renders her powerless.
Trash to TreasureSouth ParkS1 E12
After Cartman throws the triangle away, Kyle decides to keep it for himself. The boys find out the triangle must be thousands of years old.
Zinthar at HandSouth ParkS1 E12
Leonard Maltin and Chef are trying to find the boys before Barbra does. Streisand is getting crazy over the triangles.
The Triangle ThiefSouth ParkS1 E12
Cartman breaks into Kyle's house in the middle of the night to steal the triangle. Kyle gives the triangle to Cartman since he's being such a pain.
It Doesn't Sound GoodSouth ParkS1 E12
Leonard tries to explain the history behind Babs' curious insanity. If she finds the half of the triangle the boys have she'll become the most threatening thing known to man.
Meet Mrs. JonesSouth ParkS1 E12
Babs shows up disguised as a nice lady to trick the boys into coming to her mountain condo so she can kill them...er...pay them for the magic triangle.
Cruel and UnusualSouth ParkS1 E12
Sidney Poitier gets word that some boys in South Park have the triangle. Babs chains the boys up in her basement and sings until they speak.